Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 14, 2006 3:02:52 pm PDT #4698 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

...

So does anyone else ever have the urge to jump into "Beep Me" and post something ridiculous and untrue?

"I'm pregant with triplets!"

"I got abducted by aliens, but I got better."

"Some -ma for my dragon, please...he's having some pains in his right wing. It keeps cramping, and we may have to resort to steroids."

"I'm moving to Bulgaria."

...

Just me, huh?


WindSparrow - May 14, 2006 3:04:23 pm PDT #4699 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Kristin, I'll post the one about the dragon if you post the alien abduction one....


Pix - May 14, 2006 3:05:40 pm PDT #4700 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Hee. See, what keeps me from doing it is the inevitable (and understandable) eye-rolling and annoyance that would ensue. Still, tempting.


Cass - May 14, 2006 3:07:09 pm PDT #4701 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

"Mom, how do you get blood out of a clown costume?"
Mine would suggest Oxyclean. She always suggests Oxyclean. Unless she also suggests the oil eating stuff as well.


JenP - May 14, 2006 3:07:15 pm PDT #4702 of 10002

So does anyone else ever have the urge to jump into "Beep Me" and post something ridiculous and untrue?

That is exactly why testing features on the fake b.org is so. much. fun. I highly recommend volunteering for testing duty.


vw bug - May 14, 2006 3:07:23 pm PDT #4703 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

But, see, what are we without trust? That would break all the trust, and the board would fall apart.


Cass - May 14, 2006 3:08:39 pm PDT #4704 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

See, what keeps me from doing it is the inevitable (and understandable) eye-rolling and annoyance that would ensue. Still, tempting.
And the inevitable Stompying.


Ginger - May 14, 2006 3:09:25 pm PDT #4705 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Plus we'd never believe it when you actually are abducted by aliens.

My mother's answer would be Biz.


Cass - May 14, 2006 3:09:47 pm PDT #4706 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, I adore trying to break the testing board. You can post the strangest stuff.


Cass - May 14, 2006 3:11:11 pm PDT #4707 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

But, even on the testing board, double posting is just embarrassing.

[as are typos]