t gives stepmom a swirlie
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass, sorry for the odd relations. I have them too, only I avoid the whole problem with the not communicating with them thing.
Trudy! Surely you must come visit me and grope cuddle and drink juleps. Only you have to wait a little longer for the mint has not quite come in yet. Just a few straggly stalks.
wishes a rash to form between Cass's stepmom's butt cheeks which itches insanely at embarassing moments when she's in public and can't really scratch at it.
Cass, your approach is wise.
If I had an actual growing source of mint Abi and Hil might need a shotgun to cut me off.
Apparently, I am a one-drink alcoholic -- I lose all control or sense of proportion with juleps.
And quite possibly start groping.
I'm not sure if I hit on anyone inappropriate in NO...
I heart WindSparrow. That is all.
okay, it's not really all, but it's a lot. Cass, I'm sorry you're having to deal with this. I heartily endorse the swirlie and rash.
only I avoid the whole problem with the not communicating with them thing.Not communicating tends to result in me receiving *very* upsetting letters.
This way? I am calling their house, sending stuff when appropriate, even planning my dad's visit here in June, and so she really can't complain.
It's bonkers. But whatever.
okay, it's not really all, but it's a lot.Oh, I totally heart Andi.
I miss my mint. I need some mint...
d! we're bourbon twins! I know not where my love came from either!
I know where mine came from. One of the trustees of my university was the CEO of Jack Daniels.
Sorry about the continuing family drama, Cass.
d! we're bourbon twins! I know not where my love came from either!
I know where mine came from. Well, the bourbon and ginger, at least.
Chicago, four years ago. Trudy Booth, at the bar.
Good times, good times.
One day I'm out of here and you all rack up nearly 400 posts! New, sexy haircuts, jello and all kinds of fun.
We're just doing laundry after being gone for a week and I'm shocked by the 45 freakin' degree rainy weather we're having after having been in the warm sun of Puerto Rico.
We drove directly to meet the in-laws to pick up the kids as soon as we got off our flight yesterday. Owen was in his grandfather's arms when I walked up to him. He looked at me suspiciously, frowned and then clung to Grandpa's neck. It took him a while to warm back up to me. Stake. Through. The. Heart.
It's a good thing Olivia didn't hold a grudge.
Jess, hair shmair-- I love your *glasses*!! What brand are they??They're so cute, and very similar to the kind of shape/color I've been looking at/for.