A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - May 10, 2006 10:51:39 am PDT #3749 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My only problem with buying bras online is that I have one of those weirdo chests that require me to try the bras on. I just bought a new bra yesterday from VS. The nice lady who took my measurements said I should fit a 34B, but only one of the 34Bs fit. Half of the 34Cs fit perfectly, the other half were too big. My chest, she are random.


§ ita § - May 10, 2006 10:55:24 am PDT #3750 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Every time a VS saleslady pauses long enough to look at me when I ask for my size, she tells me I can't possibly be that size. Yet, I walk out with a bra that size that fits.

They've been doing that for years. I'm not sure why. Also, since they were not offering to fit a customer, why just tell them they're wrong?


vw bug - May 10, 2006 10:56:58 am PDT #3751 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

You can yell at me. I promise not to take it

I'm SO not yelling at my ChiKat. Sorry.

my movers
my brother
your landlord
NotEmily
pollen

Ooooo...Good list! I especially like the pollen, since it's pollenly-related that I'm angry and feel like yelling at someone to begin with.

I have a confession. I don't know who/what Jade is.


P.M. Marc - May 10, 2006 10:58:45 am PDT #3752 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jade: [link]


Karl - May 10, 2006 10:59:53 am PDT #3753 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

j, send me mail at my profile address if you need a hug, a walk by the beach, or just someone to listen to you. I'm not far away, and I can always make time.


vw bug - May 10, 2006 11:00:10 am PDT #3754 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Ok. You're a goof, but I'm not gonna yell at you for that :).


Trudy Booth - May 10, 2006 11:00:38 am PDT #3755 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My only problem with buying bras online is that I have one of those weirdo chests that require me to try the bras on. I just bought a new bra yesterday from VS. The nice lady who took my measurements said I should fit a 34B, but only one of the 34Bs fit. Half of the 34Cs fit perfectly, the other half were too big. My chest, she are random.

Nah, its the bras.

The fitters at Town Shop brought me three different sized bras all of which fit some degree of awesomely. You just need someone who knows their stock.


Jars - May 10, 2006 11:01:18 am PDT #3756 of 10002

I used to fit a 34 C perfectly. Now, apparently, I fit a 34D perfectly. Hence the bra buying.


juliana - May 10, 2006 11:02:41 am PDT #3757 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

and isn't it nice that all these people love you?

Yes, it is. The people in here are fantastic and wonderful, and have made it possible for the demons to catch up with me in SF instead of playing merry havoc with me for 5 months prior in MSP. So, yes. And love.


WindSparrow - May 10, 2006 11:03:56 am PDT #3758 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What is a flocked sponge?

A sponge only your friends can read.

Ok, I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings here, but I don't want y'all so close to my vajayjay that you can read my sponge.