Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 10, 2006 10:38:56 am PDT #3742 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Feh. Little League tonight. Friday. Saturday and Sunday. It's much of a muchness.

insents to AmyLiz and erika.


vw bug - May 10, 2006 10:41:04 am PDT #3743 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

In eight days you will be surrounded by more love than you can even imagine and more people that want to shag you senseless than you'll know what do with.

Totally and completely, with some extra, extra love from last-minute me. Cause you know what? You're really, really wonderful.

But, I will follow that up with an ugh, followed by a GRRRRRRRR on my own behalf. I want to yell at someone, but I don't have the faintest idea who I should yell at. Anyone got someone who needs some yelling at?


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2006 10:42:51 am PDT #3744 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I suggest your landlord.


vw bug - May 10, 2006 10:46:27 am PDT #3745 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Uh oh! Did they do something I don't know about??? Or just the usual?


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 10:47:14 am PDT #3746 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

You can yell at me. I promise not to take it personally.


Cass - May 10, 2006 10:48:04 am PDT #3747 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

  • my movers
  • my brother
  • your landlord
  • NotEmily
  • pollen


P.M. Marc - May 10, 2006 10:48:58 am PDT #3748 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Is meara around?

I have a confession.

I like Jade.

That is all.

I want to yell at someone, but I don't have the faintest idea who I should yell at. Anyone got someone who needs some yelling at?

Ooo! See above and yell at my wrong-headed Jade love!


Burrell - May 10, 2006 10:51:39 am PDT #3749 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My only problem with buying bras online is that I have one of those weirdo chests that require me to try the bras on. I just bought a new bra yesterday from VS. The nice lady who took my measurements said I should fit a 34B, but only one of the 34Bs fit. Half of the 34Cs fit perfectly, the other half were too big. My chest, she are random.


§ ita § - May 10, 2006 10:55:24 am PDT #3750 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Every time a VS saleslady pauses long enough to look at me when I ask for my size, she tells me I can't possibly be that size. Yet, I walk out with a bra that size that fits.

They've been doing that for years. I'm not sure why. Also, since they were not offering to fit a customer, why just tell them they're wrong?


vw bug - May 10, 2006 10:56:58 am PDT #3751 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

You can yell at me. I promise not to take it

I'm SO not yelling at my ChiKat. Sorry.

my movers
my brother
your landlord
NotEmily
pollen

Ooooo...Good list! I especially like the pollen, since it's pollenly-related that I'm angry and feel like yelling at someone to begin with.

I have a confession. I don't know who/what Jade is.