I am paler than pale. I define "paleface." I am as pale as it's possible to be without wearing light blue makeup or using black market skin bleach.  Although, when I get sun, the non-British Isles genes kick in and I freckle then tan. 
That was more words than you needed to just say: I am you.  
I shall bring samples and stuff that had the wrong undertones or were the wrong color for me. 
And if you don't have your samples yet?  I will have all my products I am newly in love as well and you are welcome to test them.  I get orders here in a day (I suspect two would be max) as they are in Portland as well.  So I can shuttle orders to SF happily.
Plei unleashed a monster in me.  A girlie monster.
	
 
		
		
 I am paler than pale. I define "paleface." I am as pale as it's possible to be without wearing light blue makeup or using black market skin bleach. 
Me too! Me too!
 Although, when I get sun, the non-British Isles genes kick in and I freckle then tan. 
Oh. No. Not so much. Huh.
	
 
		
		
My legs don't tan anymore. They used to go dark brown when I was a kid, but now I can be out in the sun for eight hours a day and they'll maintain their almost-transparent whiteness while the rest of me tans. There's something weird going on there. 
	
 
		
		
I've  been wanting to try bare minerals for a long time.  I may yet get around to it.
The first time Christopher came over to meet my parents, Dad showed him his gun collection.  It took me a long time to convince C that Dad really liked him and that this act wasn't a threat.  Dad loved his guns and wouldn't have shown them to someone he didn't like.
	
 
		
		
Not-so-strange-anymore girl sleeping on my couch again. Toto just loves her and jumps all over her. I'm a Very Responsible Pet Owner (TM), and yell at him VERY LOUDLY. She must not find me too rude. She keeps coming back.
	
 
		
		
vw, hee!
I shall bring samples and stuff that had the wrong undertones or were the wrong color for me.
Oooh! I might want in on that action.
A week from today I'll be... well, I'll still be going to work at this time, but in the afternoon I'll be on a plane and starting my vacation. Whee!
I guess I should really start thinking about what I'm going to pack...
	
 
		
		
I shall bring samples and stuff that had the wrong undertones or were the wrong color for me.
Me too, my paleskin sisters.
	
 
		
		
    I am paler than pale. I define "paleface." I am as pale as it's possible to be without wearing light blue makeup or using black market skin bleach. 
As am I. Except I don't do the freckle then tan thing. I just burn like gasoline-soaked tissue paper.  
	
 
		
		
I just burn like gasoline-soaked tissue paper. 
This is me too.
I hate hate hate Cingular Wireless.  They're on the list.
Trader Joe's gnocchi are almost as good as my grandfather's homemade.