Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Best congrats message from a non-Buffista friend:
Great googlymoogly!
So what you're trying to say is your body playing host to an alien creature that in six months time, sated by the nutrients it has leeched from your bones and blood, will spring forth from deep within you demanding round the clock maids, chauffeurs, and cooks (and possibly a pony)?
That's the best news EVER!
I'm also realizing how desperately I need a onesie that says PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN WORM-BABY.
Does your non-B friend have children? Or even know any? Because... possibly?!?!?! a pony?
(Also not really here due to workload...) Congrats to Hec & JZ!
Weeee! Back to the stooooopid painting...
I'm also realizing how desperately I need a onesie that says PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN WORM-BABY.
Dude, *you're* the one who made the Wolfram & Hart onesie with naught but a bleach pen...
amych, I haven't universally announced the girlitude, or else the non-B friend would know the pony was a definite. At this point, as far as she knows, it's possibly a pony, possibly a puggle. Or a penguin, or whatever the kids are into nowadays.
Going with the "p" theme, I suggest you instill an early love of pterodactyls.
A friend of mine is getting married the week before my Sister (in which wedding I am a bridesmaid and it is busy making).
For just a little more mayhem, my friend is having a Hindu wedding and a Catholic wedding. I get to wear a Salwar Kameez! I'm going nuts on eBay exploring my options. I'm also going to hit Queens and see what there is to see in the city.
So. Excited.
Dude, *you're* the one who made the Wolfram & Hart onesie with naught but a bleach pen...
And, when it's for certain that Lillian has outgrown it (cries), it will be going in the Very Sneaky Seekrit Bag of clothing I've been stashing away for the Halloweenie.
when it's for certain that Lillian has outgrown it (cries)
The way you talk, one would think she's going and getting bigger or something. Hasn't anyone sat her down and had a Very Stern Talk with her about such shenanigans yet?
Teppy, insent.