Awwww...the sad 8 Simple Rules is on.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - May 08, 2006 11:10:42 am PDT #3430 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 11:13:03 am PDT #3431 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
That's not where I keep my vigorous sperm.
If you did that would be some pretty impressive distance for a man your age...
(actually, I have no idea if that's true or not -- but I suspect boys test these things)
Karl - May 08, 2006 11:19:12 am PDT #3432 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Tep, you owe me for a laptop monitor cleaning, and my boss (who is fortunately very understanding) an explanation for why I just snarfed tea out my nose in the middle of a meeting. I hope you're proud.
JZ - May 08, 2006 11:20:13 am PDT #3433 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Best congrats message from a non-Buffista friend:
Great googlymoogly!
So what you're trying to say is your body playing host to an alien creature that in six months time, sated by the nutrients it has leeched from your bones and blood, will spring forth from deep within you demanding round the clock maids, chauffeurs, and cooks (and possibly a pony)?
That's the best news EVER!
I'm also realizing how desperately I need a onesie that says PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN WORM-BABY.
amych - May 08, 2006 11:29:00 am PDT #3434 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Does your non-B friend have children? Or even know any? Because... possibly?!?!?! a pony?
Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 08, 2006 11:30:05 am PDT #3435 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
(Also not really here due to workload...) Congrats to Hec & JZ!
Weeee! Back to the stooooopid painting...
Steph L. - May 08, 2006 11:31:52 am PDT #3436 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm also realizing how desperately I need a onesie that says PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN WORM-BABY.
Dude, *you're* the one who made the Wolfram & Hart onesie with naught but a bleach pen...
JZ - May 08, 2006 11:34:07 am PDT #3437 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
amych, I haven't universally announced the girlitude, or else the non-B friend would know the pony was a definite. At this point, as far as she knows, it's possibly a pony, possibly a puggle. Or a penguin, or whatever the kids are into nowadays.
amych - May 08, 2006 11:36:43 am PDT #3438 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Going with the "p" theme, I suggest you instill an early love of pterodactyls.
Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 11:36:44 am PDT #3439 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
A friend of mine is getting married the week before my Sister (in which wedding I am a bridesmaid and it is busy making).
For just a little more mayhem, my friend is having a Hindu wedding and a Catholic wedding. I get to wear a Salwar Kameez! I'm going nuts on eBay exploring my options. I'm also going to hit Queens and see what there is to see in the city.
So. Excited.