You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Apr 19, 2006 5:49:06 pm PDT #338 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The Pacifier is an incredibly predictable by-the-numbers kid movie, but it does have shirtless Vin Diesel cuddling a baby.

I would say more about it, but now I have to go to my bunk.


Lee - Apr 19, 2006 5:51:50 pm PDT #339 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

80's Pop, what?

Hee


beth b - Apr 19, 2006 6:00:50 pm PDT #340 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

shirtless Vin Diesel cuddling a bab

which is why I would want to see it..

eventually I will decide


billytea - Apr 19, 2006 6:01:44 pm PDT #341 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't mean to whine; it's just that even when it's the right thing, divorce is not the easy thing. I've been having awful nightmares, and I'm just profoundly sad today.

I'm so sorry, Kristin. It's a tough thing to get through.


meara - Apr 19, 2006 6:35:22 pm PDT #342 of 10002

not sure what you have all dais but I am drunk drunk drunk. ooh. I mean sean. SAID DAIDS.

SAID.

It's very hard t o type when drunk. I asy.

say.


Lee - Apr 19, 2006 6:37:22 pm PDT #343 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

drunk meara=cute, but incomprehensible.


Trudy Booth - Apr 19, 2006 6:40:33 pm PDT #344 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t gives meara more liquor


meara - Apr 19, 2006 6:42:38 pm PDT #345 of 10002

mmm. see I walked tothe bar.

and drank

and walked home

adn the drink keeps meaking me feel more drunk

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Scrappy - Apr 19, 2006 6:43:46 pm PDT #346 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Drunk Meara=adorable.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2006 6:44:50 pm PDT #347 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Somebody take advantage of meara while she's drunk! Stat!

Back from our first official baseball game of the season. We won! Go Mets!

Emmett had a perfect day as lead-off man, getting on base every at bat and scoring 4 out of 5 times. He was excellent catching, with only one passed ball in two innings and he had to scramble for many of them.

And he had about his worst day pitching ever, which was excruciating to watch as he threw pitch after pitch into the dirt. Loaded the bases with walks. Oy. But he hung in there, made adjustments and got a couple strikeouts. I don't know what went wrong since we've mostly been having pitching sessions for the last two days and he was better than fine. Oh well, we won. We kicked serious booty on offense. Our best player, Reed, was a one-man gang, pitching two shut-out innings, making excellent plays in the field and knocking in about 7 RBIs.

Emmett and I are both drained. We've got games on Saturday and Sunday too.