Well, the exciting part is that it's a bit of fiction...that has been my New Year's resolution for two years.
What? Where? When? Details, woman.
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Amy - May 08, 2006 7:57:50 am PDT #3368 of 10002
Because books.
ChiKat - May 08, 2006 8:02:37 am PDT #3369 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
WOOOOOS and HOOOOOOS!!! Yay to new Buffista baby!!! Congrats, JZ and Hec!
Also, CONGRATS to erika!!! Yayayayayayay!!!!
Spidra Webster - May 08, 2006 8:04:26 am PDT #3370 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Skippy McSkipperson.
YAY! Chez Zmayhem!
JZ - May 08, 2006 8:06:00 am PDT #3371 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Beej, you and the Fella and Bartleby are all adorable.
yay erika! Also, yes, publication details, please.
I am delighted to report that the Halloweenie has a heart, containing four chambers consisting of a pair each of atria and ventricles, along with an aorta that both ascends and descends as it ought and also has an aortic arch that arches properly, and a fully functioning mitral valve that... err... mitres, I guess. Anyhow, no parts are missing and everything seems to be in good working order.
Also, the tech took a picture of the Halloweenie's ass, and he and the doctor have both scrutinized said ass at length and have come to the joint conclusion that it is very likely the ass of a girl.
beekaytee - May 08, 2006 8:10:24 am PDT #3372 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Wee bairn Halloweenie! With 'rents like hers, she'll have a heart bigger than the great outdoors. No doubt about it.
amych - May 08, 2006 8:10:41 am PDT #3373 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
w00t!!!
(and no longer afraid of spilling wrong things in response to totally unrelated Halloweenie references)
eta, this:
Halloweenie has a heart, containing four chambers consisting of a pair each of atria and ventricles, along with an aorta that both ascends and descends as it ought and also has an aortic arch that arches properly, and a fully functioning mitral valve that... err... mitres, I guess.
aside from being, of course, very excellent news, sounds like it should be song lyrics by either TMBG or the Animaniacs.
beekaytee - May 08, 2006 8:13:17 am PDT #3374 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Oh Spidra, thank goodness your brother is alright. That's a mercy in a sea of wrong, wrong, wrongness. Bless you both.
eta: I can TOTALLY hear TMBG singing about Halloweenie's noble heart!
Glamcookie - May 08, 2006 8:14:02 am PDT #3375 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Congratulations, Zmayhems!
I was 7 when my bro was born and I remember it being tough to be an only child for so long and then have to share. Hugs to Emmett. He'll be a great big brother!
tommyrot - May 08, 2006 8:17:51 am PDT #3376 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was 3 1/2 when my sister was born. I remember noticing that I was getting less attention from everyone since I was no longer the baby of the family. I realized that I'd never get that much attention ever again - it made me sad, but I understood why things had to be like that.
WindSparrow - May 08, 2006 8:17:58 am PDT #3377 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Yay for publishment, erika!
Also, the tech took a picture of the Halloweenie's ass, and he and the doctor have both scrutinized said ass at length and have come to the joint conclusion that it is very likely the ass of a girl.
JZ, I think you should print that entry, include it in Halloweenie's baby book, and be sure to show it to every one of her boyfriends.
Sekrit message to Emmett: Ya know all the annoying things that grown-ups do to you now, like telling you it is time for bed or making you do chores? Big brothers get to do that to little sisters. Plus, if you work it right, you can totally warp her developing personality. Try chanting "Death, Doom, Destruction" over her in a low voice when no one else is around, go on, it'll be fun.