Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - May 08, 2006 8:10:41 am PDT #3373 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

w00t!!!

(and no longer afraid of spilling wrong things in response to totally unrelated Halloweenie references)

eta, this:

Halloweenie has a heart, containing four chambers consisting of a pair each of atria and ventricles, along with an aorta that both ascends and descends as it ought and also has an aortic arch that arches properly, and a fully functioning mitral valve that... err... mitres, I guess.

aside from being, of course, very excellent news, sounds like it should be song lyrics by either TMBG or the Animaniacs.


beekaytee - May 08, 2006 8:13:17 am PDT #3374 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Oh Spidra, thank goodness your brother is alright. That's a mercy in a sea of wrong, wrong, wrongness. Bless you both.

eta: I can TOTALLY hear TMBG singing about Halloweenie's noble heart!


Glamcookie - May 08, 2006 8:14:02 am PDT #3375 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Congratulations, Zmayhems!

I was 7 when my bro was born and I remember it being tough to be an only child for so long and then have to share. Hugs to Emmett. He'll be a great big brother!


tommyrot - May 08, 2006 8:17:51 am PDT #3376 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was 3 1/2 when my sister was born. I remember noticing that I was getting less attention from everyone since I was no longer the baby of the family. I realized that I'd never get that much attention ever again - it made me sad, but I understood why things had to be like that.


WindSparrow - May 08, 2006 8:17:58 am PDT #3377 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yay for publishment, erika!

Also, the tech took a picture of the Halloweenie's ass, and he and the doctor have both scrutinized said ass at length and have come to the joint conclusion that it is very likely the ass of a girl.

JZ, I think you should print that entry, include it in Halloweenie's baby book, and be sure to show it to every one of her boyfriends.

Sekrit message to Emmett: Ya know all the annoying things that grown-ups do to you now, like telling you it is time for bed or making you do chores? Big brothers get to do that to little sisters. Plus, if you work it right, you can totally warp her developing personality. Try chanting "Death, Doom, Destruction" over her in a low voice when no one else is around, go on, it'll be fun.


§ ita § - May 08, 2006 8:18:58 am PDT #3378 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Being an elder sibling is a great puppetmaster opportunity.


Lee - May 08, 2006 8:25:02 am PDT #3379 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

By the way, and FTR, I just called dibs on throwing the Zmayhem baby shower, or at least the Buffista one.


erikaj - May 08, 2006 8:25:28 am PDT #3380 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't think Emmett needs a reason to do stuff like the whitefont. But that is why I think I'd like him so much...I'd enjoy meeting him while I'm town. Maybe, huh? I just want to do everything, though. Yeah, about my stories, depends who bites first. Victor's magazine or Breath&shadow. (Which seemed really exciting when I first thought about it and now seems like what you do when you have no personal life.)


Pix - May 08, 2006 8:27:40 am PDT #3381 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

YAY JZ AND HEC!


Amy - May 08, 2006 8:28:16 am PDT #3382 of 10002
Because books.

Also, the tech took a picture of the Halloweenie's ass, and he and the doctor have both scrutinized said ass at length and have come to the joint conclusion that it is very likely the ass of a girl.

Hee!

And also YAY! on the soundly beating little heart. I had a fetal echo for the first time with Sara (due to "advanced maternal age" -- hmmph -- and the diabetes) and it was actually fun to see it all in such great detail. I had good tech, which makes such a difference. Yay!