Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - May 05, 2006 9:27:58 am PDT #2878 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

she probably just wants to talk out some stuff. I've found that this kind of conversation definitely clears the air. If she wanted you to pack up your desk, you wouldn't have been the one to initiate the conversation.


Toddson - May 05, 2006 9:28:01 am PDT #2879 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Vortex, he does charge $60 ... and I don't know if he has much experience cutting African-American hair. I get a slightly lower rate because of long-term loyalty and he can pretty much cut my hair on autopilot at this point.


Fay - May 05, 2006 9:28:09 am PDT #2880 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I use a meat thermometer to make sure it's still red and raw and dripping

As a non-roast-cooking person, this reads as unadulterated porn. ijs.


beth b - May 05, 2006 9:28:30 am PDT #2881 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

don't pack the desk Aimee - things are just on your bosses brain. hopefully, it is just camels.


EpicTangent - May 05, 2006 9:31:55 am PDT #2882 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Aimee, what Nora said sounds right to me. Still, icky for you.

{{Aims}}


DavidS - May 05, 2006 9:32:46 am PDT #2883 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know what? My wife is a stone hottie.


DavidS - May 05, 2006 9:35:14 am PDT #2884 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You bring some decent scissors, you can snip my hair to your heart's content.

Sweet!


JZ - May 05, 2006 9:38:12 am PDT #2885 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My wife is a stone hottie.

::blushes furiously::

In the first two pictures -- tiara courtesy of Teppy.

eta: Let this serve as a reminder to all Bitches busy with packing NOT TO FORGET THE TIARAS.


Toddson - May 05, 2006 9:39:37 am PDT #2886 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

you know, I used to be really, really straight. That picture of JZ with the red lipstick and the pout ... and my Kinsey shifted. A lot.


Fay - May 05, 2006 9:40:06 am PDT #2887 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

pouts

no tiara.

sighs

eta

also - WORD wrt the hotness of jz