I use a meat thermometer to make sure it's still red and raw and dripping
As a non-roast-cooking person, this reads as unadulterated porn. ijs.
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fay - May 05, 2006 9:28:09 am PDT #2880 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
beth b - May 05, 2006 9:28:30 am PDT #2881 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
don't pack the desk Aimee - things are just on your bosses brain. hopefully, it is just camels.
EpicTangent - May 05, 2006 9:31:55 am PDT #2882 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Aimee, what Nora said sounds right to me. Still, icky for you.
{{Aims}}
DavidS - May 05, 2006 9:32:46 am PDT #2883 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - May 05, 2006 9:35:14 am PDT #2884 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You bring some decent scissors, you can snip my hair to your heart's content.
Sweet!
JZ - May 05, 2006 9:38:12 am PDT #2885 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
My wife is a stone hottie.
::blushes furiously::
In the first two pictures -- tiara courtesy of Teppy.
eta: Let this serve as a reminder to all Bitches busy with packing NOT TO FORGET THE TIARAS.
Toddson - May 05, 2006 9:39:37 am PDT #2886 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
you know, I used to be really, really straight. That picture of JZ with the red lipstick and the pout ... and my Kinsey shifted. A lot.
Fay - May 05, 2006 9:40:06 am PDT #2887 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
pouts
no tiara.
sighs
eta
also - WORD wrt the hotness of jz
DavidS - May 05, 2006 9:41:56 am PDT #2888 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You know what they have in Seattle?
Women who are movie star gorgeous and Couples who are thoroughly adorable.
WindSparrow - May 05, 2006 9:42:32 am PDT #2889 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
My wife is a stone hottie.
Yes, yes she is.
no tiara.
Don't worry, Fay, you are still the queen of our hearts even without the fancy headdress.