Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2006 12:32:09 pm PDT #261 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm buying this one.


Aims - Apr 19, 2006 12:32:54 pm PDT #262 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Once a year we'll house swap for two weeks.

How bout that?


Jessica - Apr 19, 2006 12:34:27 pm PDT #263 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh, no need for that -- I'm going to be spending my summers here!


EpicTangent - Apr 19, 2006 12:34:55 pm PDT #264 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I am going to live in Cork, by the sea.

You'll have enough money that you'll want a live-in Nanny for Em, right? I could provide references! (And I'm learning to speak Gaelic!)


Sparky1 - Apr 19, 2006 12:35:42 pm PDT #265 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

::runs into Bitches and crouches behind the comfy chair::

Please hide me from the Professor who has been hounding me all day to prove a negative!


Aims - Apr 19, 2006 12:35:50 pm PDT #266 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Live-in nanny, check.

Jessica just shunned me, check.


Toddson - Apr 19, 2006 12:36:37 pm PDT #267 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I bet you could get Kristin to provide tutoring services!


P.M. Marc - Apr 19, 2006 12:37:03 pm PDT #268 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tell me I don't need this: [link]


Aims - Apr 19, 2006 12:37:21 pm PDT #269 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nah - Em will go to school.


Aims - Apr 19, 2006 12:38:01 pm PDT #270 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Tell me I don't need this: [link]

You don't need that.

However, Lillibean will find it quite pretty and wear it ALL THE TIME!