You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Apr 19, 2006 12:34:55 pm PDT #264 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I am going to live in Cork, by the sea.

You'll have enough money that you'll want a live-in Nanny for Em, right? I could provide references! (And I'm learning to speak Gaelic!)


Sparky1 - Apr 19, 2006 12:35:42 pm PDT #265 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

::runs into Bitches and crouches behind the comfy chair::

Please hide me from the Professor who has been hounding me all day to prove a negative!


Aims - Apr 19, 2006 12:35:50 pm PDT #266 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Live-in nanny, check.

Jessica just shunned me, check.


Toddson - Apr 19, 2006 12:36:37 pm PDT #267 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I bet you could get Kristin to provide tutoring services!


P.M. Marc - Apr 19, 2006 12:37:03 pm PDT #268 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tell me I don't need this: [link]


Aims - Apr 19, 2006 12:37:21 pm PDT #269 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nah - Em will go to school.


Aims - Apr 19, 2006 12:38:01 pm PDT #270 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Tell me I don't need this: [link]

You don't need that.

However, Lillibean will find it quite pretty and wear it ALL THE TIME!


Jessica - Apr 19, 2006 12:38:07 pm PDT #271 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You don't need it, Plei -- ignore the bat design and focus on the color...


EpicTangent - Apr 19, 2006 12:39:14 pm PDT #272 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Please hide me from the Professor who has been hounding me all day to prove a negative!

This is the most intriguing harassment I've heard of in a while.


P.M. Marc - Apr 19, 2006 12:39:58 pm PDT #273 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Plei -- ignore the bat design and focus on the color...

Which is supposedly a wine color that photographed poorly...