Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - May 02, 2006 3:02:35 pm PDT #2386 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

LJ is hating me, too.

ChiKat, how horrible. Have they warned everybody who hasn't gotten thefted yet?


ChiKat - May 02, 2006 3:06:12 pm PDT #2387 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Not yet, but I expect they will. All this has just come up this afternoon. It's just too strange.

And, it looks like Aronson's Furniture Rental is in on the fraud. All of us had credit checks there within a couple of weeks (2 of us on the same day). It looks like they were using Aronson's to verify our social security numbers.


Sparky1 - May 02, 2006 3:11:32 pm PDT #2388 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

ChiKat, I think you should call up the HAWT detective and suggest that you meet him over drinks to discuss what you've found out.


Spidra Webster - May 02, 2006 3:12:41 pm PDT #2389 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Oh man. The plot thickens. You can be the one who blew the lid wide open on this, ChiKat. (cue L&O sound effect)


ChiKat - May 02, 2006 3:59:05 pm PDT #2390 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ChiKat, I think you should call up the HAWT detective and suggest that you meet him over drinks to discuss what you've found out.

Ooooohh. I think I will have to do this tomorrow. Well, I'll call him at any rate and give him the new info.


Trudy Booth - May 02, 2006 4:26:05 pm PDT #2391 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I went to the Town Shop after work today. [link]

I walked in. The nice lady brought me a bra. I tried it on. It wasn't right. She brought me two more. The first was nice. The second was not quite right -- until she pinched the straps to make them shorter and then it was perfect. "The alterations are free."

I bought two for fifty bucks total. I pick them up Monday. The whole thing took 20 minutes.


Hil R. - May 02, 2006 4:32:30 pm PDT #2392 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Town Shop is truly the greatest bra store ever. It's the only place that'll even bother to help me get a strapless bra to fit -- everywhere else just says that it won't work.


DebetEsse - May 02, 2006 5:15:46 pm PDT #2393 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Duuuuude...why have you not taken me to this place a beauty and wonder when I was in town?


Trudy Booth - May 02, 2006 5:27:36 pm PDT #2394 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I alway assumed they only had horribly expensive bras. It seemed unfair to wave a $70 Wacoal in front of a grad student.


Cass - May 02, 2006 5:35:52 pm PDT #2395 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It seemed unfair to wave a $70 Wacoal in front of a grad student.
Trudy? Is that you? t pokes head Are you in there? Are you feeling okay? Someone pretending to be you is declining to mention unmentionables and I fear you've been brainsucked.