River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Apr 19, 2006 9:37:35 am PDT #216 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Patriot's Day--otherwise known as Boston Marathon Day.

What. Ev. Everywhere else in the country its just Wednesday. Also, its Garlic Day.


vw bug - Apr 19, 2006 9:41:25 am PDT #217 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I need some serious entertaining for about 20 minutes.


Lee - Apr 19, 2006 9:41:48 am PDT #218 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Right?!? I'd be cranky with Teh Perkins if I didn't... Wait, I *am* cranky with Teh Perkins. In fact, she's just Perkins now. No Teh. (But I'll be over the cranky in like, five minutes, because she's high on my list of favorites.)

Only high?

I'll get over my cranky in a few weeks when I can actually see her in person. Until then? I make no guarantees. My cranky can be fickle.

YAY! Everyone is joining me in the Cranky Club!


juliana - Apr 19, 2006 9:44:23 am PDT #219 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Everyone is joining me in the Cranky Club!

i'm already hella cranky, so I'll join!


Nora Deirdre - Apr 19, 2006 9:45:32 am PDT #220 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

What. Ev. Everywhere else in the country its just Wednesday.

Patriot's Day was actually on Monday.

ChiKat, why do you mock the day that we Massachusettians celebrate patriotism? Why do you hate America?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 19, 2006 9:45:56 am PDT #221 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ps, every day is Garlic Day.


vw bug - Apr 19, 2006 9:46:38 am PDT #222 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

You silly kids.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2006 9:46:39 am PDT #223 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

YAY! Everyone is joining me in the Cranky Club!

I got spam yesterday from someone "named" Trouble F. Grumpiness.

My co-workers all agreed that if I write a book, that should be my nom de plume.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2006 9:47:39 am PDT #224 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I got spam yesterday from someone "named" Trouble F. Grumpiness.

If it was offering you Christian debt-reduction and Levitra, that was me...


Nora Deirdre - Apr 19, 2006 9:49:29 am PDT #225 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Why will this new office NOT OFFER ME A JOB ALREADY? I mean, really. I've met with them enough for everyone to know how much I rock! What more do they want?

OMG so tired.