Why will this new office NOT OFFER ME A JOB ALREADY? I mean, really. I've met with them enough for everyone to know how much I rock! What more do they want?
OMG so tired.
Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 19, 2006 9:49:29 am PDT #225 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Steph L. - Apr 19, 2006 9:49:37 am PDT #226 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
If it was offering you Christian debt-reduction and Levitra, that was me...
I thought I *told* you, the Rastafarians have taken care of my money problems, and I have NO trouble getting wood.
Damned spammers.
EpicTangent - Apr 19, 2006 10:06:19 am PDT #227 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Everyone is joining me in the Cranky Club!
Are there club jackets? I'm so totally in!
Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2006 10:07:21 am PDT #228 of 10002
What is even happening?
There shouldn't be jackets. There should be a comfy sweat suit, a quart of ice cream, a couch, blanket, and DVDs of our favorite TV shows.
Aims - Apr 19, 2006 10:07:28 am PDT #229 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
No, love. PANTS. We wear Cranky PANTS.
Whoever called anyone a Cranky Jacket?
Nicole - Apr 19, 2006 10:13:58 am PDT #230 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
I got spam yesterday from someone "named" Trouble F. Grumpiness.
Now I'm totally dying to know which emotions Trouble chucked and married.
Whoever called anyone a Cranky Jacket?
It can be our new phrase!
Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2006 10:20:40 am PDT #231 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Today is also the 11th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing.
Not aware of any connection with garlic.
ChiKat - Apr 19, 2006 10:24:42 am PDT #232 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
ChiKat, why do you mock the day that we Massachusettians celebrate patriotism? Why do you hate America?
Can't you celebrate that on July 4 like the rest of America? Frankly, I find it unAmerican that you have to have your own special, separate holiday that the rest of the country is excluded from. That doesn't say "America" to me.
EpicTangent - Apr 19, 2006 10:26:14 am PDT #233 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Whoever called anyone a Cranky Jacket?
Wear it with the Cranky Pants for an entire Cranky ensemble. Y'know, when pants just aren't cranky enough!
Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2006 10:26:51 am PDT #234 of 10002
What is even happening?
Can't you celebrate that on July 4 like the rest of America? Frankly, I find it unAmerican that you have to have your own special, separate holiday that the rest of the country is excluded from. That doesn't say "America" to me.Oh honey, don't fret. We're more American over here. You people have forgotten your roots (rhymes with "suits"), that's all.