Sue has a relative named "Expedite Howard". True story!
I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Megan E. - Apr 28, 2006 2:26:51 am PDT #1815 of 10002
Ginger - Apr 28, 2006 2:41:59 am PDT #1816 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I may not be organized, but I have a plan.
I love this sentence. I think I need a Plan. I need to expedite a large chunk of work.
I had a cat with spring pollen allergies. It was an unfortunate example of "like owner, like pet." Cortisone shots really helped her, but I don't think dogs tolerate cortisone as well as cats.
vw bug - Apr 28, 2006 2:43:01 am PDT #1817 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
It was an unfortunate example of "like owner, like pet."
Yeah. He's been getting lots of allergy pills lately, due to his weezing. Poor guy.
Cass - Apr 28, 2006 2:56:10 am PDT #1818 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Well, it expedites things that way...
WindSparrow - Apr 28, 2006 3:04:03 am PDT #1819 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
It's just now seven o'clock, and I have already got my "one constructive thing today" done: I expedited spring planting by raking the sections of garden that got rototilled on Wednesday. I actually meant to do that yesteday, but all my ideas for stuff to do while outside with Harvey got mucked up by him getting spooked and running, and snapping the leash. I got all freaked out watching him run out the driveway, and when he came back to me, I brought him back inside and stayed in myself.
Laura - Apr 28, 2006 3:18:54 am PDT #1820 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Yikes, I need to get multiple constructive things done today to make up for lazy yesterday.
I feel I have to speak up in defense of expedite dude. Many people that I have loved (including DH) have unusual speaking styles. Brendon uses the oddest words, including made up words, on a regular basis. Still a brilliant and wonderful guy. The only other board I frequent, for work purposes, is populated mostly by physicians. The worst grammar and spelling evah.
Please don’t think I am saying anyone is mean for laughing and enjoying expedite dude’s charm! (because with ya) I’m just saying that “some of my best friends” don’t know a there from a their.
And now I must expedite my son’s preparations for school.
(since you're here this morning, vw & Windsparrow, did you get mail from me?)
vw bug - Apr 28, 2006 3:22:12 am PDT #1821 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
I did! And I suck, 'cause I haven't mentioned it. Thank you so much. It brightened our day.
Also, I have gotten a package from SA, with my Bitch Blanket! It's LOVELY!
Stephanie - Apr 28, 2006 3:39:03 am PDT #1822 of 10002
Trust my rage
It's finally not raining here! It's all beautiful and green outside.
Laura - Apr 28, 2006 3:39:47 am PDT #1823 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Yay! We will need to see pictures of the Blankee.
Cass - Apr 28, 2006 3:43:01 am PDT #1824 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Please don’t think I am saying anyone is mean for laughing and enjoying expedite dude’s charm! (because with ya) I’m just saying that “some of my best friends” don’t know a there from a their.Oh he used the biggish words correctly. Just in a kinda skeevy way.
Of all the things to expedite, courtship is low on the list if you aren't purchasing someone's charms on an hourly basis.
But he made me laugh and laugh and that does earn him some bonus points should he ever woo the fair bug again.