I might explain this later, but for the meantime I'm just gonna say...
expedite...
expedite...
expedite...
That word is HYSTERICAL!
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 11:25:03 am PDT #1709 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Fay - Apr 27, 2006 11:26:13 am PDT #1710 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I hope it won't scare Fay but my first meal of the day is a Niman Ranch Fearless Frank
Like your breakfast, I am fearless. And frank.
And in no danger of eating a hotdog any time soon.
Maria - Apr 27, 2006 11:29:34 am PDT #1711 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Thanks Cindy and Spidra!
I'm afraid that our next large purchase is going to be a Dyson. The Hoover Windtunnel is just not cutting it with a dog, 2 cats and my hair in the house.
brenda m - Apr 27, 2006 11:29:46 am PDT #1712 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Or, alternatively, the Siamese would hop on it while it was cleaning, and ride it around like it was her royal carriage.
Damn. Now I feel like I need to get my Roomba a cat.
beekaytee - Apr 27, 2006 11:29:47 am PDT #1713 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
they will salvage something from the decoy garbage and triumphantly wave it in your face in order to mock you for having discarded something needed.
This is hilarious and ever so true. I've used the old bait and switch on nearly every job. Plus? I put in the contract that I am allowed to remove at least one garbage bag for each session. And I work by myself most of the time. Having the client right there doesn't really help them, and ups both our anxieties. Most people end up asking me to toss stuff without telling them.
Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 11:32:53 am PDT #1714 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Actually, what you should really stay away from is Danish pølser. People make fun of hot dogs for being whatever's leftover, but pølser are that. Plus cardboard and starch, methinks.
SuziQ - Apr 27, 2006 11:33:10 am PDT #1715 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
A hysterical vw is a cute vw. Or even heartbreakingly adorable.
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 11:33:50 am PDT #1716 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Or even heartbreakingly adorable.
I think the correct word is "beautiful."
Expedite!
Katerina Bee - Apr 27, 2006 11:35:48 am PDT #1717 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
The thing about clutter being harmless to others isn't really true if the housemates are disturbed and inconvenienced. For example, MIL wishes she could use her sewing machine, but she can't because the table is covered with FIL's paperwork that must never be disturbed. Sister's roomie is angry about not having access to most of the house and that she's ashamed to have anybody come over and behold the horror. This is why I think the need to cover every square inch of space with stuff is a territorial dominance thing. If only they could be made happy with the chance to just go pee out in the yard...
Maria - Apr 27, 2006 11:37:31 am PDT #1718 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I think the correct word is "beautiful."
No, we KNOW that's the correct word.
If only they could be made happy with the chance to just go pee out in the yard...
This just made me laugh and laugh and laugh.... My co-workers think I'm nuts.