I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 7:54:48 pm PDT #1585 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Aww shucks, Trudy. Those are even better than martini olives.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 7:57:32 pm PDT #1586 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And I only have racks au duex.

A pair of racks. got it.

Are the stars out tonight
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
'Cause I only have raaaacks... au deuuuux...


Cass - Apr 26, 2006 8:03:00 pm PDT #1587 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

A pair of racks. got it.
It's like a pair of Aces. I win!


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:04:47 pm PDT #1588 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's like a pair of Aces. I win!

Technically, it would be a pair of twos.


Cass - Apr 26, 2006 8:05:55 pm PDT #1589 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

One nipple per breast, that's Aces. A pair of twos would be sort of mutant.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:07:20 pm PDT #1590 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

One nipple per breast, that's Aces. A pair of twos would be sort of mutant.

One nipple per breast, two breasts per rack...

Two breasts enter! One breast leaves!


Pix - Apr 26, 2006 8:08:25 pm PDT #1591 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

"Ace in the hole! Ace in the hole!"


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:09:10 pm PDT #1592 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Ace in the hole! Ace in the hole!"

Ok, let me explain how this works. When a mummy and a daddy with breasts love each other very much...


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2006 8:09:44 pm PDT #1593 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dudes, the benadryl is kicking in. This is no time for porn math.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:10:30 pm PDT #1594 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How does Vanessa Williams eat a KFC family meal? She saves the breast for last.