Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:04:47 pm PDT #1588 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's like a pair of Aces. I win!

Technically, it would be a pair of twos.


Cass - Apr 26, 2006 8:05:55 pm PDT #1589 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

One nipple per breast, that's Aces. A pair of twos would be sort of mutant.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:07:20 pm PDT #1590 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

One nipple per breast, that's Aces. A pair of twos would be sort of mutant.

One nipple per breast, two breasts per rack...

Two breasts enter! One breast leaves!


Pix - Apr 26, 2006 8:08:25 pm PDT #1591 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

"Ace in the hole! Ace in the hole!"


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:09:10 pm PDT #1592 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Ace in the hole! Ace in the hole!"

Ok, let me explain how this works. When a mummy and a daddy with breasts love each other very much...


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2006 8:09:44 pm PDT #1593 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dudes, the benadryl is kicking in. This is no time for porn math.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:10:30 pm PDT #1594 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How does Vanessa Williams eat a KFC family meal? She saves the breast for last.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:11:22 pm PDT #1595 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dudes, the benadryl is kicking in. This is no time for porn math.

Pfft. Porn math is a math for all seasons.


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2006 8:14:09 pm PDT #1596 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Porn math is a math for all seasons.

Sort of John Thomas More?


JohnSweden - Apr 26, 2006 8:14:15 pm PDT #1597 of 10002
I can't even.

It's like a pair of Aces.

The poker slang is bullets, curiously.

I win!

I think that's a we all win kind of situation.