Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Apr 18, 2006 9:05:19 pm PDT #136 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And since he's always had a HUGE head (still 98th percentile) he's starting to look like an orange on a toothpick. It's a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system.

I think Lillian looks like Charlie Brown with hair.

Tiny little (3% for weight, something like 5% for height) body, big old head (though it measured as average today, on account of her squirming too much for the tape to go on straight).

My one year old is 17lbs and a hair over 27".

I fear she's going to be doomed to a small, skinny childhood, and then the rude shock of puberty-induced plumpness just like her mother.


billytea - Apr 18, 2006 9:47:20 pm PDT #137 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I am against mint unless it is gum or mixed with chocolate.

I like mint myself. Choc-mint is of the yum, but I think my favourite use is mint sauce to have with roast lamb. Because it involves lamb.

I had NO idea anyone else shared this degree of mint aversion. I thought I was a lone freak with a VERY tolerant dentist.

See, this is why the Internet is going to bring down society. All the freaks can find the one person on earth as freaky as they are, and suddenly they think it's perfectly acceptable. Next thing you know it's cats marrying dogs all over again.


Pix - Apr 18, 2006 9:48:00 pm PDT #138 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Mint on lamb is le ick.

So says the pixie wench.


billytea - Apr 18, 2006 9:54:50 pm PDT #139 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So says the pixie wench.

The pixie wench didn't grow up in Australia, Home of Lamb. You have no idea of my comfort level in ignoring your opinion on this issue.


Pix - Apr 18, 2006 9:56:18 pm PDT #140 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh fine, pull the race card.

everyone's a little bit racist...


Cass - Apr 18, 2006 9:57:21 pm PDT #141 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am perfectly responsible around fire. I keep a very close watch on it. There's never any danger.
No one is ever going to let me meet Jilli now.

Though, in my defense, now that I have a fireplace, I have far fewer candle infernos and no lanterns over my bed anymore. Fire pretty.


billytea - Apr 18, 2006 10:01:18 pm PDT #142 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh fine, pull the race card.

Pfft. Australian isn't a race, it's a Platonic Ideal.


P.M. Marc - Apr 18, 2006 10:15:12 pm PDT #143 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Mint + lamb = so good, it ought to be illegal. Yum.

Speaking of Australia...

Kylie's looking damn swell in her post-chemo pics. [link]

Where damn swell = Hec's grinning like a wolf in his sleep and doesn't know why.

Short hair really suits her face.


Volans - Apr 19, 2006 12:05:37 am PDT #144 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Stupid movie. Love it brainlessly

♥ JohnSweden totally.

I fear she's going to be doomed to a small, skinny childhood, and then the rude shock of puberty-induced plumpness

She may be wee, but she clearly has a personality big as all outdoors.

I don't know what Mal's going to do growth-wise. He's got this gargantuan cranium, and really big hands and feet, and has had since birth. I keep waiting for him to grow into them.

Maybe he's a sign of the Dark Future, when people really do start looking chibi or manga.

Because it involves lamb.

My life is full of lamb this week. Everyone in the country will be grilling a whole one this weekend for Easter. I'm holding myself to a Garlic Roast Leg of Lamb with apple-mint sauce.


Fay - Apr 19, 2006 12:51:10 am PDT #145 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Wow. I had no notion that Kylie had breast cancer - I am so out of the loop wrt Western Pop Culture stuff.