It's black and in green lettering says, "Don't make me get my flying monkeys!"
It matches your sign!
Chikat, I hope the big happenings aren't too stressful.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Apr 25, 2006 12:57:33 pm PDT #1219 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ChiKat - Apr 25, 2006 12:58:27 pm PDT #1220 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Thus far, it's okay. But it's early. I can talk more about it tomorrow.
Aims - Apr 25, 2006 12:58:37 pm PDT #1221 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I looked for one like my sign. Alas, no luck.
Sparky1 - Apr 25, 2006 1:08:27 pm PDT #1222 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
I wish I had some flying monkeys to send after a few people here at work.
Spidra, can you tell what UCB department is interviewing you?
Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:12:56 pm PDT #1223 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Well, no one's signed me to an NDA. Computer-Assisted Survey Methods Program
eta: Can you and JZ don your special aprons and give the handshake to the appropriate Masons and let 'em know I'm a good egg?
Sparky1 - Apr 25, 2006 1:22:25 pm PDT #1224 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
Huh, I had no idea we had that department.
Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:24:39 pm PDT #1225 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I'd imagine it'd be hard to keep track of every department at such a large university.
JZ - Apr 25, 2006 1:24:53 pm PDT #1226 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Alas, I have no special apron and no handshake. All my years of effort on behalf of various friends has netted exactly one interview, ever (for a Buffista, of course), but nothing else.
Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:29:12 pm PDT #1227 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Any advice about UC process or politics is gratefully accepted.
Cashmere - Apr 25, 2006 1:43:09 pm PDT #1228 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
erika, I think it would be funny to see you make that person cry.