Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Apr 25, 2006 12:58:27 pm PDT #1220 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Thus far, it's okay. But it's early. I can talk more about it tomorrow.


Aims - Apr 25, 2006 12:58:37 pm PDT #1221 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I looked for one like my sign. Alas, no luck.


Sparky1 - Apr 25, 2006 1:08:27 pm PDT #1222 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

I wish I had some flying monkeys to send after a few people here at work.

Spidra, can you tell what UCB department is interviewing you?


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:12:56 pm PDT #1223 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Well, no one's signed me to an NDA. Computer-Assisted Survey Methods Program

eta: Can you and JZ don your special aprons and give the handshake to the appropriate Masons and let 'em know I'm a good egg?


Sparky1 - Apr 25, 2006 1:22:25 pm PDT #1224 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Huh, I had no idea we had that department.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:24:39 pm PDT #1225 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'd imagine it'd be hard to keep track of every department at such a large university.


JZ - Apr 25, 2006 1:24:53 pm PDT #1226 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Alas, I have no special apron and no handshake. All my years of effort on behalf of various friends has netted exactly one interview, ever (for a Buffista, of course), but nothing else.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:29:12 pm PDT #1227 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Any advice about UC process or politics is gratefully accepted.


Cashmere - Apr 25, 2006 1:43:09 pm PDT #1228 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

erika, I think it would be funny to see you make that person cry.


Glamcookie - Apr 25, 2006 1:49:23 pm PDT #1229 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Fuck this day.