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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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SuziQ - Apr 24, 2006 4:55:22 pm PDT #1043 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Heeeeee - dude forgot to order a network cable and it took 30 minutes before he gronked that he needs to LEAVE THE HOUSE to go get one. Oh, and stopping at the grocery for bread and milk can't be done on the same trip cause it would snap his brain.

The kids are keeping sharp objects away from me.

If I didn't have homework to do, I'd be outta here. Unfortunately, I have computer work of my own to do in addition to networking in this new beast then helping him move over the files he wants from his old computer (cause copying them is HARD).

Kill, kill, kill. Where is my smite-happy Aimee when I need her?

Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:01:17 pm PDT #1044 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Smiting in a sparkly tiara, Ima betcha. Just click your nunchuks together THREE times and think murderous thoughts, and she will appear in a little swirl of gore and glitter.

SuziQ - Apr 24, 2006 5:07:27 pm PDT #1045 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Erin - marry me?

Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:13:52 pm PDT #1046 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Huh. I just downloaded "Big Love" and I'm thinking polygamy not such a happy dreamlet.

I will be happy to consult with you on all your Smiting, Snarking and Porning needs. First pummel, put-down and pullating poonannie gratis!

sj - Apr 24, 2006 5:13:56 pm PDT #1047 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Said good-bye to nephews. I'll upload pictures later tonight or tomorrow.

hey, and sj- sounds like the move is going well.

It is. Mostly because I have amazing people in my life. The final move day is Saturday. I can't wait for it to be over with.

Yay, Nora!

Cashmere, I can't wait to see pictures.

No-mumps~ma, Erin.

ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 5:14:02 pm PDT #1048 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Nora!!! Go you with your A-getting!!! (Also, I am totally not surprised you got an A on that paper.)

I went mattress shopping over the weekend and they delivered a shiny new mattress today! Yay! With the mattress and foundation, it's almost 3 feet high. Boo! I called the store about exchanging the foundation for a low-profile one. I think it can be done. I hope so. That thing is huge.

Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:15:59 pm PDT #1049 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

it's not really that big, ChiKat. As women, we are programmed to think that Objects in the Window Are Larger than They Appear.

Measure your box spring. I betcha is really JUST 3 inches...

ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 5:21:09 pm PDT #1050 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

it's not really that big, ChiKat. As women, we are programmed to think that Objects in the Window Are Larger than They Appear.

BWAH!!

When a lady has to mount her bed, and not her bedmate, the bed tis too large.

Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:22:13 pm PDT #1051 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You could buy yourself a catapult. Think of the bedtime hijinks!

Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:23:31 pm PDT #1052 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Er, for the bed, not the bedmate.

Although....

Hrm. Logistics. And what happens when your aim is off? No, no. That way lies disaster. Or FLIES disaster, I suppose.

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