Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Jun 01, 2006 5:26:04 am PDT #9883 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oddly, I have what appears to be a wee hickey-like bruise in my cleavage. I don't have a clue where it came from. I have done nothing hickey-making. Or damaging. Recently. I am flummoxed.

t whistles casually

t sends thank-you notes to eveyone who attened the wild make-out parties I threw while SOMEBODY was doped up on cough medicine


Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2006 5:41:41 am PDT #9884 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Given how badly people tend to behave on many reality shows of this ilk, I'm trying to come up with feline equivalents. It would involve a lot of spraying and scentmarking, I'd guess! Cracks me up.

And hairballs. Don't forget hairballs.


brenda m - Jun 01, 2006 5:46:58 am PDT #9885 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Man, they need Bucky Katt on that show.


Dana - Jun 01, 2006 6:00:06 am PDT #9886 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

ACK. My company is supposedly blocking access to all instant messaging clients. Nooooooo!


Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2006 6:15:12 am PDT #9887 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Man, they need Bucky Katt on that show.

Didn't they already have him on THE REAL WORLD? Oh, wait, that was Puck.


Tom Scola - Jun 01, 2006 6:16:40 am PDT #9888 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Roller-Derby Pseudonyms for Literature Majors


Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2006 6:18:37 am PDT #9889 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Count of Monte Fist-o

This would double as a porn name, no?


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2006 6:25:12 am PDT #9890 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Heh. That list led me to the Prior Miles Davis Albums list.


Allyson - Jun 01, 2006 6:30:18 am PDT #9891 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Huh. When I posted about the mistaken identity stuff in Bitches last night, there wasn't a single response.

Natterers ROOL! Bitches DROOL!

This post brought to you by three hours sleep and an impossible writing goal.


Jesse - Jun 01, 2006 6:34:12 am PDT #9892 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Count of Monte Fist-o" does seem like it could work in a wide variety of situations.