Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Jun 01, 2006 6:16:40 am PDT #9888 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Roller-Derby Pseudonyms for Literature Majors


Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2006 6:18:37 am PDT #9889 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Count of Monte Fist-o

This would double as a porn name, no?


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2006 6:25:12 am PDT #9890 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Heh. That list led me to the Prior Miles Davis Albums list.


Allyson - Jun 01, 2006 6:30:18 am PDT #9891 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Huh. When I posted about the mistaken identity stuff in Bitches last night, there wasn't a single response.

Natterers ROOL! Bitches DROOL!

This post brought to you by three hours sleep and an impossible writing goal.


Jesse - Jun 01, 2006 6:34:12 am PDT #9892 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Count of Monte Fist-o" does seem like it could work in a wide variety of situations.


Lee - Jun 01, 2006 6:39:21 am PDT #9893 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My poor boss. She just sent out an email to the whole office (and emails to the whole office also go to the higher ups in NY) that discussed what was going to happen to the pantry in the construction, but she left out the "r".


sarameg - Jun 01, 2006 6:51:37 am PDT #9894 of 10002

Eep.

I have to the word "public" a lot. I'm really really careful.

Apparently today is the day I pull a Mr. Hyde. I've been polite but insistent, friendly but clear in my expectations. Fuck that noise. I've got two major issues, one work, one personal and I'm just being screwed with by incompetent idiots. This morning, it was the leasing office. Next up? IT.


Spidra Webster - Jun 01, 2006 6:51:51 am PDT #9895 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Dana "Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?" Jun 1, 2006 8:00:06 am PDT

The Gmail chat client should still work, I think. It's web-oriented.


Dana - Jun 01, 2006 6:54:14 am PDT #9896 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Unfortunately, they specifically list GoogleChat and web-based applications. I'll have to see how this plays out in practice, but I figured I'd get a head start on freaking out.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2006 6:55:22 am PDT #9897 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cephalopod madness!

Squid gut ice cream: [link]

Squid-themed Japanese manhole cover: [link]