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DavidS - May 31, 2006 8:34:03 pm PDT #9849 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I basically buy one bag of frozen peas that give up being yummy peas for the good of bruisekind. The rest of the peas get to be yummy, medicinal peas get to be a different kind of comfort food.

How often do you damage yourself anyway?

I need to declare: John Hodgman on The Daily Show last night was comic genius! Eustace Dismal! Morlocks and Citizens! The Dismal Paradox! plus Kid Dy-no-Mite.

We love him at Chez Zmayhem.

Cass - May 31, 2006 8:37:01 pm PDT #9850 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

How often do you damage yourself anyway?

Wow, you've really neglected those fancy files you used to keep on us if you have to ask this. The short answer? Enough.

Trudy Booth - May 31, 2006 8:37:22 pm PDT #9851 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

How often do you damage yourself anyway?

Ah, how many stars in the sky?

How many grains of sand on the beach?

How many end tables in her apartment?

Cass - May 31, 2006 8:38:22 pm PDT #9852 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Hush you!

Aims - May 31, 2006 8:39:15 pm PDT #9853 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

How do you keep a wave upon the sand??

Trudy Booth - May 31, 2006 8:40:54 pm PDT #9854 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

How do you keep a very hot chick upright?

Wait, that sounded all wrong...

DebetEsse - May 31, 2006 8:41:16 pm PDT #9855 of 10002

Woe to the fucking wicked.

::glares at Aimee::

Pantsy earwormer

Aims - May 31, 2006 8:41:55 pm PDT #9856 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

How do you solve a problem like an earworm?

Trudy Booth - May 31, 2006 8:43:11 pm PDT #9857 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear...

Huh, don't have to change this song at all, really.

Spidra Webster - May 31, 2006 8:44:03 pm PDT #9858 of 10002

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

but land of fresh veggies it is not.

They grow giant prize-winning pumpkins in AK at the very least. If you don't get rained out in the summer, I'd imagine the extended growing hours would allow you to grow some nice stuff.

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