Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


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sarameg - May 31, 2006 3:51:01 pm PDT #9801 of 10002

I've often thought that maybe I should strap a knife to the carseat, much like the I have one on my hang-gliding harness, to cut myself out in case I'm trapped.

They actually sell a special little tool that is a window-breaking hammer dealie and a safety knife (designed like those letter openers you get at conferences) that you can mount within reach in the car. I think I've seen it adverted in AAA.


sarameg - May 31, 2006 3:57:51 pm PDT #9802 of 10002

I've taken to freezing my flipflops.

sigh


ChiKat - May 31, 2006 3:58:40 pm PDT #9803 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ChiKat, I was gonna pimp the Forester! I don't have one, but my friend does and it's niiiiiiiiice.

I got a Forester last September, and I'm still VERY pleased with it

See? Forester gooood.

Also, ~30 MPG highway according to EPA

Mine's more like 23MPG city, 26/27MPG highway. Not tragic, but not as good as that. I also have an older model than Theo. Mine's a 2003.


Lee - May 31, 2006 3:59:20 pm PDT #9804 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I wish there was a place that sold really good hamburgers on the way home from work, because that's what I want to have for dinner.

I don't think there is though.


Jesse - May 31, 2006 4:00:26 pm PDT #9805 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jeez, sara. It's 60 here!

In other annoying news, I'm going to the suburbs for a party this weekend, one friend has offered to drive, and it's somehow becoming drama. I think driving is crazy, but if she wants to pick me up and drop me home, she can feel free! Why is this turning into group decision-making?!? I swear to god, this is the last thing I do with more than three other people.


ChiKat - May 31, 2006 4:00:50 pm PDT #9806 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, sarameg! No! If you need something strange that really does work, take a baseball cap and put it on. Then, slide an ice cube under the hat so it sits on your head and melts its cool loveliness on you.

I learned this during my first full summer in Chicago when it was the worst heat wave in recorded history and I didn't have air conditioning.


sarameg - May 31, 2006 4:11:06 pm PDT #9807 of 10002

Some people around here may remember the summer of 2002 when I admitted that I sat wearing a bag of frozen peas on my head when I was at home . (AC broke for the first time.) It's actually not that bad, my feet just get hot. The rest of me is moderately adjusted.

This heat is supposed to pass sometime tomorrow.

But they fucking will fix my ac. And I may present my electric bill this month to corporate.


billytea - May 31, 2006 4:16:01 pm PDT #9808 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Some people around here may remember the summer of 2002 when I admitted that I sat wearing a bag of frozen peas on my head when I was at home . (AC broke for the first time.) It's actually not that bad, my feet just get hot. The rest of me is moderately adjusted.

Little trick courtesy of the red kangaroo (and my mother): run cold water into a basin, and put your hands and wrists in. Because the blood vessels are close to the surface of your skin there, doing this will cool the blood, which then gets carried around your body and helps cool the rest of you.

Of course, any other cooling agent such as the bag of frozen peas can likewise be applied to the wrists.


sarameg - May 31, 2006 4:21:09 pm PDT #9809 of 10002

Yep, I've done that too. Coldpack around the neck helps too. The reverse (hot) works well in winter too. Same principle, reverse effect.

OK, so I'm watching the Frontline thing on AIDS. And I just saw a President actually RESPOND to the charges of a heckler, taking responsibility, not making glib, looking tormented and saddened to admit fault. And admitting failure. Not a President I was particularly pleased with a lot of the time, but THAT was accountability. God, I miss that.


msbelle - May 31, 2006 4:33:31 pm PDT #9810 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have Targeted. I have a memory foam pillow and a home planaterium. WHEE!

I also have pizza slices and I need to eat those.