I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - May 31, 2006 3:59:20 pm PDT #9804 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I wish there was a place that sold really good hamburgers on the way home from work, because that's what I want to have for dinner.

I don't think there is though.


Jesse - May 31, 2006 4:00:26 pm PDT #9805 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jeez, sara. It's 60 here!

In other annoying news, I'm going to the suburbs for a party this weekend, one friend has offered to drive, and it's somehow becoming drama. I think driving is crazy, but if she wants to pick me up and drop me home, she can feel free! Why is this turning into group decision-making?!? I swear to god, this is the last thing I do with more than three other people.


ChiKat - May 31, 2006 4:00:50 pm PDT #9806 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, sarameg! No! If you need something strange that really does work, take a baseball cap and put it on. Then, slide an ice cube under the hat so it sits on your head and melts its cool loveliness on you.

I learned this during my first full summer in Chicago when it was the worst heat wave in recorded history and I didn't have air conditioning.


sarameg - May 31, 2006 4:11:06 pm PDT #9807 of 10002

Some people around here may remember the summer of 2002 when I admitted that I sat wearing a bag of frozen peas on my head when I was at home . (AC broke for the first time.) It's actually not that bad, my feet just get hot. The rest of me is moderately adjusted.

This heat is supposed to pass sometime tomorrow.

But they fucking will fix my ac. And I may present my electric bill this month to corporate.


billytea - May 31, 2006 4:16:01 pm PDT #9808 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Some people around here may remember the summer of 2002 when I admitted that I sat wearing a bag of frozen peas on my head when I was at home . (AC broke for the first time.) It's actually not that bad, my feet just get hot. The rest of me is moderately adjusted.

Little trick courtesy of the red kangaroo (and my mother): run cold water into a basin, and put your hands and wrists in. Because the blood vessels are close to the surface of your skin there, doing this will cool the blood, which then gets carried around your body and helps cool the rest of you.

Of course, any other cooling agent such as the bag of frozen peas can likewise be applied to the wrists.


sarameg - May 31, 2006 4:21:09 pm PDT #9809 of 10002

Yep, I've done that too. Coldpack around the neck helps too. The reverse (hot) works well in winter too. Same principle, reverse effect.

OK, so I'm watching the Frontline thing on AIDS. And I just saw a President actually RESPOND to the charges of a heckler, taking responsibility, not making glib, looking tormented and saddened to admit fault. And admitting failure. Not a President I was particularly pleased with a lot of the time, but THAT was accountability. God, I miss that.


msbelle - May 31, 2006 4:33:31 pm PDT #9810 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have Targeted. I have a memory foam pillow and a home planaterium. WHEE!

I also have pizza slices and I need to eat those.


sarameg - May 31, 2006 4:43:27 pm PDT #9811 of 10002

msbelle, have you ever a desire to make a special field trip in NM to a real live telescope, I can hook you big time.

OH! Speaking of which, my dad had a Tale from the Telescope. Often in the evenings, they open up the ops building (it doesn't have ac but for the computer room) including the doors. An observer wandered out of the control room to see... a Very Large black bear walking into the foyer.

Oops. It turned and left upon seeing the human but OMGWTF! Foyer opens immediately into a common kitchen and living room area. Had the observer not come out, it'd likely have been a kitchen raid. I told him they need to get a screen door or something.


msbelle - May 31, 2006 4:45:45 pm PDT #9812 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

not that a screen door would do much to deter a black bear that smelled food.

No telescope, but thanks. NYC skies don't so much work for telescopes - not that I have any knowledge of that.


sarameg - May 31, 2006 4:52:07 pm PDT #9813 of 10002

not that a screen door would do much to deter a black bear that smelled food.

I was thinking the wrought iron bars so common in that part of the world. Also, a non-opening wouldn't prove as curious as an opening to a nosy bear.

Also, I mean, should you ever find yourself with an astro-loving kid, I've got connections down there. I'm biased because I have fond memories of getting into unauthorized portions of telescopes. Giant wheels! Getting to push the buttons that turn tons of glass and iron! Swinging from the secondary mirror supports! OK, don't tell dad's bosses about that part.