Disclaimer, but I'm not familiar enough with the subtleties of alcohol mixing to figure out how to make it "nobody's friend," yet still appealing.
Lots of vodka.
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - May 31, 2006 5:49:20 am PDT #9708 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Matt the Bruins fan - May 31, 2006 5:53:56 am PDT #9709 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
How about "Beneath You" tequila/Jagermeister shooters using a brand of the former where someone would risk getting the worm?
Ailleann - May 31, 2006 5:56:08 am PDT #9710 of 10002
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How about "Beneath You" tequila/Jagermeister shooters using a brand of the former where someone would risk getting the worm?
My friends are tequila snobs... there would never be a brand that might have a worm within ten feets. (The typo is funny enough to stay.) But a tequila/Jager shooter would go over well... for everyone except me, as I both dislike and distrust Jager.
Theodosia - May 31, 2006 6:04:17 am PDT #9711 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
There's nothing stopping you from putting a gummy worm into the tequila, you know.
bon bon - May 31, 2006 6:07:25 am PDT #9712 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
" A vague disclaimer..." LI iced tea-- "may contain alcohol."
(Posting from my blackberry this morning)
Ailleann - May 31, 2006 6:08:55 am PDT #9713 of 10002
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I thought about that Theo! (And I feel ashamed that I had to go look up "Beneath You" to figure out why the worm was important. Commence mockage now.)
brenda m - May 31, 2006 6:14:13 am PDT #9714 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Desperation apparently prompted my sister and friends to invent a new drink last weekend, consisting of whiskey and grape soda (grapeskey). That was certainly nobody's friend.
All in all I think bon bon's idea is better.
Lee - May 31, 2006 6:19:14 am PDT #9715 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What sarameg said, Tom. Driving people crazy by showing up at the wrong time or place or not showing up at all is part of the deliveryperson's code.
Exactly. Please don't tie the nice and well deserved (new furniture) in with the annoying but probably unavoidable (delivery mixups). Pretty soon, you will have the new furniture, and the delivery people will be off annoying other people.
tommyrot - May 31, 2006 6:34:55 am PDT #9716 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How about: Band Candy. Which just needs to have chocolate and be really really strong....
Ailleann - May 31, 2006 6:39:10 am PDT #9717 of 10002
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invites tommyrot to next party