And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - May 28, 2006 6:30:56 pm PDT #9368 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I will try the tea, and ignore Perkins.


msbelle - May 28, 2006 6:31:01 pm PDT #9369 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Lee - May 28, 2006 6:33:03 pm PDT #9370 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Twice ignored by msbelle

sad now.

I just tried to cut a mango, and the pit didn't want to cooperate.

Damn tasty pulp though.


dcp - May 28, 2006 6:41:03 pm PDT #9371 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

having trouble keeping my eyes open and yet cannot actually fall asleep. I just got out of bed after over an hour of not falling asleep.

Oooh, I hate when that happens. Sometimes it seems like it is the act of reaching up and turning the light off that does the waking up.

Also maddening is when I fall asleep while reading and the book falls out of my hand, goes thump, and wakes me up again. Aaargh.


§ ita § - May 28, 2006 6:51:45 pm PDT #9372 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sad. Headache now.

Sophia--that's so terrible. Please don't hesitate to get medical help.


sumi - May 28, 2006 7:09:50 pm PDT #9373 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Yes, Sophia, what everyone said. So sad and do get medical help.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 28, 2006 7:20:21 pm PDT #9374 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Echoing all the condolences and stern warnings to get medical attention, Sophia.

I napped from 3pm to 8:30pm, so I at least put in a good effort toward the title. Somehow falling asleep with John Carpenter's "Cigarette Burns" playing resulted in me dreaming about a college observatory and Kelsey Grammer rather than lethal magical movies and Udo Kier.


tommyrot - May 28, 2006 7:22:24 pm PDT #9375 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Just read this blog entry on suicide: [link] . Talks about the high suicide rate in Japan and mentions the suicide of R. Budd Dwyer while he was giving a press conference. Also mentioned this case of public suicide which I've never heard of (I'm whitefonting just because it's morbid and depressing - it's not particularly gross).

Another chilling incident is that of Christine Chubbuck, who was a news reporter who shot herself during a broadcast. She went on the air and gave this reading...

"In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts in living color, we bring you another first, an attempted suicide."

...At which point she pulled out a .38 and shot herself in the back of the head.

Freaky. I mean, suicide is freaky enough, but it's sorta' understandable in cases of, say, severe depression. Public suicide is... I just don't get it... the ultimate in passive-aggressiveness?


SailAweigh - May 28, 2006 7:27:34 pm PDT #9376 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Man, tommy, that is depressing. I'm not sure it's passive-aggresive so much as it's one last bid to be noticed in a world that seems to be passing them by. In her case, her job just happened to provide a perfect platform. How sad.


tommyrot - May 28, 2006 7:57:06 pm PDT #9377 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um, OK, I ended up at this Wikepedia article on "unusual deaths" - this one made me laugh:

456 BC: Aeschylus, Greek dramatist, according to legend, died when a vulture, mistaking his bald head for a stone, dropped a tortoise on it.

If "comedy equals tragedy plus time," I think enough time has passed on this one....

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