I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - May 27, 2006 5:36:37 pm PDT #9236 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hee.

How to talk to your child about the Brangelina baby: [link]

Is the Brangelina baby better than me? The only way to answer this is directly and honestly. Tell them: Yes, the Brangelina baby is better than you. But Mommy and Daddy, Grandma and Grandpa all love you very, very much. Less than they love the Brangelina baby, but with as much of their hearts still available.

Can I be friends with the Brangelina baby? No. He/she doesn't care about you. You cannot even look directly at the Brangelina baby. Explain that photos of the Brangelina baby are shot through special lenses, and that prolonged exposure to the Brangelina baby will make your child go blind.


§ ita § - May 27, 2006 5:37:32 pm PDT #9237 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Brangelina baby is supposedly named Shiloh Nouvel. That should help ease feelings of inadequacy.

Prosecco. I have heard good things about that. Will see if it's around here.


kat perez - May 27, 2006 5:39:59 pm PDT #9238 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Why do movie stars lose their minds when naming their children?

Vaughniston is on the cover of this week's EW. I am alarmed by how thin she is. She wasn't that thin on Friends.

Also, I would like a bellini. And a mimosa. Hmmm, maybe I should have brunch tomorrow.


brenda m - May 27, 2006 5:40:59 pm PDT #9239 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have to work tomorrow. Possibly a mimosa would help.


libkitty - May 27, 2006 5:41:42 pm PDT #9240 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

So, I posted over in Bitches, but no one seems to be there right now. Either that, or they just don't care that I saw a bear today, in the wild. Ok, I was in a car, but the bear was in the wild. And it wasn't just a brief flash. He kind of sauntered along the road towards us while we frantically rolled up our windows. It was just a black bear, but it was the biggest black bear I've seen that wasn't stuffed. Also, we were through with our hike, so it worked out perfectly!


libkitty - May 27, 2006 5:43:09 pm PDT #9241 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Hmm. A mimosa sounds good.


kat perez - May 27, 2006 5:44:58 pm PDT #9242 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Perhaps it wanted a bellini, too.


libkitty - May 27, 2006 5:47:07 pm PDT #9243 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Possibly. I must admit that I'm not sure what a bellini is, but it was pretty warm here today, so if it's cool....


§ ita § - May 27, 2006 5:47:12 pm PDT #9244 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

libkitty, I can't process seeing a bear in the not-quite (since you were driving) wild. They're deepest darkest forest or zoo to me.

I lived in Canada. Hell, I live in California. It shouldn't be that way.

Okay. Will prep to leave for shopping. Mimosa fixings for 10 chicks--three bottles of sparkling wine, you think?


Theodosia - May 27, 2006 5:47:21 pm PDT #9245 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

A bear, libkitty? Does Stephen Colbert know about this!?