Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2006 9:36:51 am PDT #878 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What makes them long gauchos, and not just yoga pants?

I'd guess the wideness. But that makes them palazzo pants to me.

But they don't have to be gauchos to be made of this fabric, see? Liberate yourself.

I was going to say, that makes them yoga pants, but now I see.


Hayden - Apr 13, 2006 9:38:20 am PDT #879 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Freaky. I hope he's a Brazillionaire.

How many zeroes is that, again?


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 9:38:51 am PDT #880 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

A Brazillian.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 9:39:18 am PDT #881 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jessica Simpson said so.

It's time we had the buffalo wings talk, isn't it?


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 9:40:02 am PDT #882 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

They come from tuna in the chicken, right??


JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2006 9:40:15 am PDT #883 of 10002
I can't even.

I like the assumption that while you may have committed crimes against humanity, you wouldn't lie about it on your application.

We're polite enough to give you the one chance to come clean. However, if it turns out the applicant lied about not being a war criminal, it is justification for giving them the deportation boot.

Immigration Judge: "Yeah, yeah, mass murderer, blah blah. Who isn't harbouring buttloads of them? Oh wait, LIED on the precious form? Court clerk, open up a super-sized can of Deport-ass! We don't like killers but we HATE subverters of the holy process ..."


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 9:44:00 am PDT #884 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When I'm Queen of Everything, there will be none of these multiple words for pants. There will be pants, cropped pants, shorts, and NOTHING ELSE. Variations within each group will be defined by adjectives, not new names.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 9:45:15 am PDT #885 of 10002
What is even happening?

When I'm Queen of Everything, there will be none of these multiple words for pants. There will be pants, cropped pants, shorts, and NOTHING ELSE. Variations within each group will be defined by adjectives, not new names.
So...like...Caprish cropped pants, clam diggery cropped pants, gauchoesque cropped pants?


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 9:45:44 am PDT #886 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, Cindy will be banned from talking about pants in any form.


Gudanov - Apr 13, 2006 9:46:07 am PDT #887 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I never realized just how complicated pants were.