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JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2006 9:40:15 am PDT #883 of 10002

I can't even.

I like the assumption that while you may have committed crimes against humanity, you wouldn't lie about it on your application.

We're polite enough to give you the one chance to come clean. However, if it turns out the applicant lied about not being a war criminal, it is justification for giving them the deportation boot.

Immigration Judge: "Yeah, yeah, mass murderer, blah blah. Who isn't harbouring buttloads of them? Oh wait, LIED on the precious form? Court clerk, open up a super-sized can of Deport-ass! We don't like killers but we HATE subverters of the holy process ..."

Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 9:44:00 am PDT #884 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When I'm Queen of Everything, there will be none of these multiple words for pants. There will be pants, cropped pants, shorts, and NOTHING ELSE. Variations within each group will be defined by adjectives, not new names.

Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 9:45:15 am PDT #885 of 10002

What is even happening?

When I'm Queen of Everything, there will be none of these multiple words for pants. There will be pants, cropped pants, shorts, and NOTHING ELSE. Variations within each group will be defined by adjectives, not new names.

So...like...Caprish cropped pants, clam diggery cropped pants, gauchoesque cropped pants?

Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 9:45:44 am PDT #886 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, Cindy will be banned from talking about pants in any form.

Gudanov - Apr 13, 2006 9:46:07 am PDT #887 of 10002

Coding and Sleeping

I never realized just how complicated pants were.

Aims - Apr 13, 2006 9:46:21 am PDT #888 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I feel another screen name change coming on.

Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 9:48:54 am PDT #889 of 10002

What is even happening?

Also, Cindy will be banned from talking about pants in any form.

That's okay. I will just discuss ankle-length shorts.

Sue - Apr 13, 2006 9:50:00 am PDT #890 of 10002

hip deep in pie

I never realized just how complicated pants were.

We haven't even touched knickers.

-t - Apr 13, 2006 9:50:31 am PDT #891 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I want to say "Gauchos are totally pants", but I'm not sure I believe it. I just think the conversation requires it.

Aims - Apr 13, 2006 9:50:32 am PDT #892 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Or coulottes, even.

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