oh god. I'm in the shit.
Also, when I am eating lunch at my desk, stop interrupting to ask me dumbass questions that can wait til after lunch.
I think shrift's job wafted over to me.
Please send reinforcements.
You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats, press one or say 'goats.' To sacrifice a loved one or pet, press the pound key.
Phone Menu Voice ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - May 23, 2006 12:24:59 pm PDT #8726 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
§ ita § - May 23, 2006 12:31:08 pm PDT #8727 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Audible yawning at this point in training. I am reduced to hijacking my neighbour's got-a-question-right candy. And I don't even like Reese's Pieces. We so need a break. If I hadn't been checking work email, I'd have fallen asleep by now.
tommyrot - May 23, 2006 12:41:07 pm PDT #8728 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Doggie Bag: [link]
It's a bag. It turns your dog into a piece of luggage. With a dog head, feet and tail sticking out.
Theodosia - May 23, 2006 12:52:12 pm PDT #8729 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Just skipped 250 messages, in the vain attempt to be up to date....
Sheryl - May 23, 2006 1:02:48 pm PDT #8730 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Today was just kinda..bleah. I've had worse days, but I've also had better. At least the weather's nice.
tommyrot - May 23, 2006 1:13:17 pm PDT #8731 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There are about ten police cars parked in front of our building. The police are ordering two people out of a van at gunpoint.
Weird.
eta: Suspects are in custody. I was standing behind our front door, and a cop was standing behind a tree about seven feet from me with his gun drawn. I went to our other door and there was a cop in our parking lot standing behind one of our tenant's cars with his gun drawn, about four feet from the door.
§ ita § - May 23, 2006 1:26:36 pm PDT #8732 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jack Bauer in da hizzouse!
I'm so hopped up on sugar and caffeine that it's just shy of pain.
But at least we had a break.
§ ita § - May 23, 2006 1:52:47 pm PDT #8733 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are baboons monkeys?
JZ - May 23, 2006 1:58:21 pm PDT #8734 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
My kingdom for a nap! I am the anti-ita, all hopped down on protein and carbs. I'm about two grains of consciousness away from doing a faceplant into the keyboard for only the second time since I started this job 13 years ago.
Consuela - May 23, 2006 2:00:47 pm PDT #8735 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Baboons are primates, but they are not monkeys.