Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 22, 2006 9:34:50 am PDT #8486 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The line was: I take it it your still single and childless? :) I wish i was sometimes!!! LOL

And then she talked about her kids.

I took a stab back since she mentioned she heard that Rob, a boy we knew in high school, was all buff and tattooed and hot.

I replied that we dated after college, and could confirm the hotness.

Do you have a deadline as to when it has to be completely finished, from your end?

My personal deadline is June 1st, the editor's deadline is July 1st. I just want the time for a couple of beta reads, so I can tighten things up.


Sue - May 22, 2006 9:35:14 am PDT #8487 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Her first question: "Are you still single and childless?"

My response would be. "Yes I am gloriously single and childfree. You are, clearly, quite the bitch."

ETA: Okay, maybe she was joking so, less bitchy, but still a weird response from someone you hadn't heard from in years.

Jesse that sounds like the perfect use for your grad money.


§ ita § - May 22, 2006 9:36:08 am PDT #8488 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want someone to email me and ask me that rude question. Using "LOL" in the body of the e-mail is just a bonus.


Jesse - May 22, 2006 9:38:39 am PDT #8489 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I guess they don't want to ruin their/your credit rating??

I'm thinking it's an attempt to use the card for longer. The lady said it wasn't the first time they've seen that.

I take it it your still single and childless? :) I wish i was sometimes!!! LOL

Oh yeah, she thought it was cute.


msbelle - May 22, 2006 9:40:55 am PDT #8490 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh lordy. drama in the office.

senior staff is out the next 2 days. A couple of folks thought it would be fun to watch movies over lunch in the conf room these 2 days. Me? I knew that wouldn't fly when the CEO was here, so I stayed at my desk.

Well, as things go, a contract part-timer who is a friend of the CEO decided to email one of the managers about the movie watching.

I got another employee to go get them out, but it was already done. Now the movie watchers are all pissed off. Emails have come in from the managers (nothing bad really). And contract person is just clueless.


Nilly - May 22, 2006 9:43:43 am PDT #8491 of 10002
Swouncing

My personal deadline is June 1st, the editor's deadline is July 1st.

Oh, you're clever to have them separate.

I just want the time for a couple of beta reads, so I can tighten things up.

Me! Me! MeMEME!

Um, I mean, there's also the benefit of having some time between the actual writing and the last reading and polishing, right? Some distance from the words as well as the emotions, to look at them a bit more clearly, even with your own eyes?


Allyson - May 22, 2006 9:51:31 am PDT #8492 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay, I got clarification. "childless" was just a poor word choice. She's gushing about the book and promising to be first in line to buy it. I feel much better now. Man. POOR WORD CHOICE.


§ ita § - May 22, 2006 9:52:38 am PDT #8493 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

POOR WORD CHOICE.

See? You're a writer. You recognise that. She isn't and doesn't and so there nanny nanny boo boo.

Okay, off. I think I've sent all the e-mails and printed all the stuff required.


Nilly - May 22, 2006 9:57:03 am PDT #8494 of 10002
Swouncing

"childless" was just a poor word choice

Well, you're the writer.

[Edit: and now I'm x-posting in-spirit with ita. Who's next?]


Sue - May 22, 2006 10:21:00 am PDT #8495 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Introducing the new member of my extended family, my sister's new puppy, Kasey. At 10 weeks, she's already pretty big, she may turn out to be massive.