Make that "The Daily Show must book him as a guest."

I'd love to see him on the Colbert Report, with Stephen interrogating the impostorinterviewing him as if he were The Daily Show's Jon Stewart.

for someone who won't wear shorts (above the knee), capris/gauchos/cropped pants are a nice option - they also seem to be more acceptable at work than shorts.

On the other hand "dress shorts" are evil.

Aimee and I can sit together wearing gauchos and looking fabulous.

Dress shorts are of the devil. Unless you are a camp counselor or Julie on Love Boat, shorts are never an acceptable work option.

Aimee and I can sit together wearing gauchos and looking fabulous.

Yes, ma'am, we will.

I love my new ones. I wore them in Vegas.

Today is a crazy day at work. I am uber tired and want to leave early, but have a concert to attend this evening. I think I will leave work early tomorrow.

I am wearing my character shoes today. My ongoing boot evaluation is on hold, pending thigh recovery.

I love the character shoes even more now that I've gotten them resoled. Friction. It's what's for dinner.

A few of my co-workers will be relocating. The company's making it very attractive. I will miss some of them, not least of all because I'll have no one to spin tales to of the krav instructors. I feel like building a mythos is in my sweaty little palms. What will I do when I have no audience to regale?

Uh, I mean, much happiness to them in their new digs.

WhatEV.

I have to confess that the gauchos and boots thing has totally grown on me.

What should I have for lunch?

Pirates of the Caribbean, the classic Disney theme park adventure brought to the big screen in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, is adding new characters and features from the blockbuster entertainment franchise and debuting when the next adventure begins in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Both the Disneyland Resort in California and Walt Disney World Resort in Florida will close the attraction in March to complete the updates in time for the opening of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest on July 7. The attraction will re-open at Disneyland on June 24 and in Florida's Magic Kingdom on July 7.

The attraction will feature the addition of two of Hollywood's most infamous buccaneers, Captain Jack Sparrow and his nemesis Barbossa. Joining the wildest crew that ever sacked the Spanish Main, Captain Jack and Barbossa add an exciting new twist to the attraction's original storyline as they race to be the first to claim a cache of plundered treasure.

Is it too much to hope that the exciting new twist is of the slashtastic variety?

But it's the year of the anti-nipple.

I missed the memo! Damn.

I don't entirely understand what gauchos are, or how they're different from capris or board shorts or those gigantic floppy shorts basketball players wear. However, I am of the opinion that, except for actual full-length trousers, there is never a reason to speak of "fashion" and "clothes that go on your butt and have two leg-holes" in the same sentence.

Except possibly "She attempted to fashion a diaper out of Michael Kors's sweatshirt."

I don't want them messing with the PoTC rides. Not to mention I was at Disneyland last month and the ride was closed. t pout