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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - May 18, 2006 5:50:23 am PDT #7986 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Some storms will hit the coast? Golly, it's good to have the inside dish. I wonder if God said anything about NC getting hot and humid this August? 'Cause I do like to be prepared.


Jessica - May 18, 2006 5:51:19 am PDT #7987 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Actually "the Lord" is just what Pat Robertson likes to call meterorologists. It's like a pet name.


Burrell - May 18, 2006 6:43:37 am PDT #7988 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Congratulations, Jesse!


Jesse - May 18, 2006 6:48:45 am PDT #7989 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks! Actual Graduation is tomorrow. I'm bizarrely anxious right now. And of course the grade webpage is still down from the "one hour of downtime at 7 am." Not that I'm worried about my grades, but obsessively clicking there is something to do!


§ ita § - May 18, 2006 6:58:24 am PDT #7990 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That joke was just nast. I can't imagine why they gave it so much build-up.

Because it was nast. The guy who ended up telling it to me stressed he didn't think it was funny. He much preferred the one with the herpes and the frog.


Jesse - May 18, 2006 7:16:32 am PDT #7991 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, that was nice. The lady at Equifax pointed out a couple of accounts I didn't know about, opened in January along with the fraudulent accounts I knew about already. Hooray for more calls to make. @@


§ ita § - May 18, 2006 7:19:58 am PDT #7992 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My god, Jesse. And you were alerted to all this by a store clerk? It does make one want to check one's credit report on a semi-regular basis, because who knows if a conscientious and eagle-eyed employee will notice?

I looked at my credit report a month or so ago, otherwise I'd be paranoid. I do need to close some of the accounts on it, though. Way unused.


Emily - May 18, 2006 7:22:52 am PDT #7993 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

If I heard the Lord right

You know, pronouncements that you know God's plans are somewhat undermined by caveats like, "Now, I was doing something else at the same time -- you know how God goes on -- so I wasn't really paying attention, but I think he said..."

Also, now that he comes to think of it, God may not hate gays and unmarried mothers after all; it might have been days and unharried mothers. God's not much of a morning person, and after what a hard time he had with his firstborn, he's bitter about parents who seem to have it easy.


§ ita § - May 18, 2006 7:40:07 am PDT #7994 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great. I did put off most of the car repairs. Now I'm looking at thousands of dollars of "not covered" medical charges.

The week? She remains the same. At best.


Gudanov - May 18, 2006 7:44:15 am PDT #7995 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

That sucks ita. Lots of money-ma.