Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 13, 2006 5:08:23 am PDT #768 of 10002

I don't suppose it helps to know I'm sporting nasty bruises and I don't know where I got them. Well, ok, I have the perennial bruise on my shoulder from the corner of the car door, but that's a regular. Why do they make that top corner so pokey? It's designed to nail your upper arm.

I don't like corK, but certain wedges I'm ok with. In fact, wearing some now.

In other cheerless news, nature kindly demonstrated its red-in-tooth-and-claw bit this morning . Roadkill plus ravenous raven (huh. those words must be related. Off to OED. )I really did NOT need to see that.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 5:23:52 am PDT #769 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If it weren't for laundry, I swear I could keep my apartment tidy all the time. As is, that disclaimer means it's a lot tidier than it used to be.

I do need an organisation sweep, because I have a file cabinet that's broken, and I could really do with another bookshelf. That I can't get my mojo up for.

I liked The Unit this week, although once you work out that the overarching theme is leaks, and if you believe in the ultimate power of the Haysbert, the con they're pulling gets a little tedious to watch. I thought it was weird that in the final scene, they didn't show the Colonel's face--I'm assuming she's just boffing the one.

Okay, ice done. Into street clothes.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 5:25:36 am PDT #770 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Unit! That's what I forgot to, um, aquire in a completely legal manner this week. Right.


Theodosia - Apr 13, 2006 5:29:32 am PDT #771 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I wonder if there's a Container Store anywhere near me.

It's like Spring Fever, but with boxes!


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 5:32:13 am PDT #772 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

Creature's picture irks Board of Ed member

State Board of Education member Connie Morris took exception Wednesday to a picture of a made-up creature that satirizes the state's new science standards hanging on a Stucky Middle School teacher's door.

Fellow board member Sue Gamble told The Eagle that Morris asked for the picture to be removed.

The creature, called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the creation of Bobby Henderson of Corvallis, Ore. It looks like a clump of spaghetti with two eyes sticking out of the top and two meatballs flanking the eyes.

Henderson created the entity and an accompanying mythology on the origin of mankind to make fun of Kansas' recent debate over the teaching of criticisms of evolution, including intelligent design.

In November, the board voted 6-4 to allow criticisms of evolution to be taught in Kansas schools.

Morris, who voted for the new science standards, saw the picture during the tour. She did not return phone calls for this report.

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The monster's picture has hung on the door since September or October and was put up there as a joke, Mousley said.

"It's a parody," he said. "It's just making fun of anti-evolution."

Mousley said he doesn't teach students about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

...

Board chairman Steve Abrams, who voted for the new standards, didn't see the picture but said he thinks that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is silly.

"Personally, I think it's juvenile," he said.

The picture was still on the door at the end of the school day Wednesday.

It's seemed to me that interest in the FSM is waning, but if stuff like this keeps happening, the FSM will be around for a long time....

Also, Steve Abrams had better watch his back... for pirates.


Tom Scola - Apr 13, 2006 5:32:52 am PDT #773 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I wonder if there's a Container Store anywhere near me.

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sumi - Apr 13, 2006 5:46:46 am PDT #774 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Is Kathy A around?

I have a question about the IL State Tax efile thingy.


Theodosia - Apr 13, 2006 5:49:30 am PDT #775 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know, if you're going to allow 'criticism of evolution' in schools, you also have to allow criticism of creationism in, too. It's only fair!


shrift - Apr 13, 2006 5:50:20 am PDT #776 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So. I got to work this morning to discover that my access to work e-mail and databases has been disabled. Haven't been able to find anyone to explain why.

Am tempted to finish cleaning my office, leave, and not come back.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 5:52:08 am PDT #777 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, if you're going to allow 'criticism of evolution' in schools, you also have to allow criticism of creationism in, too. It's only fair!

Naw, criticism of creationism is part of that whole "war on religion" thing....