The Unit! That's what I forgot to, um, aquire in a completely legal manner this week. Right.

I wonder if there's a Container Store anywhere near me.

It's like Spring Fever, but with boxes!

Heh.

Creature's picture irks Board of Ed member

State Board of Education member Connie Morris took exception Wednesday to a picture of a made-up creature that satirizes the state's new science standards hanging on a Stucky Middle School teacher's door.

Fellow board member Sue Gamble told The Eagle that Morris asked for the picture to be removed.

The creature, called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the creation of Bobby Henderson of Corvallis, Ore. It looks like a clump of spaghetti with two eyes sticking out of the top and two meatballs flanking the eyes.

Henderson created the entity and an accompanying mythology on the origin of mankind to make fun of Kansas' recent debate over the teaching of criticisms of evolution, including intelligent design.

In November, the board voted 6-4 to allow criticisms of evolution to be taught in Kansas schools.

Morris, who voted for the new science standards, saw the picture during the tour. She did not return phone calls for this report.

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The monster's picture has hung on the door since September or October and was put up there as a joke, Mousley said.

"It's a parody," he said. "It's just making fun of anti-evolution."

Mousley said he doesn't teach students about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Board chairman Steve Abrams, who voted for the new standards, didn't see the picture but said he thinks that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is silly.

"Personally, I think it's juvenile," he said.

The picture was still on the door at the end of the school day Wednesday.

It's seemed to me that interest in the FSM is waning, but if stuff like this keeps happening, the FSM will be around for a long time....

Also, Steve Abrams had better watch his back... for pirates.

I wonder if there's a Container Store anywhere near me.

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Is Kathy A around?

I have a question about the IL State Tax efile thingy.

You know, if you're going to allow 'criticism of evolution' in schools, you also have to allow criticism of creationism in, too. It's only fair!

So. I got to work this morning to discover that my access to work e-mail and databases has been disabled. Haven't been able to find anyone to explain why.

Am tempted to finish cleaning my office, leave, and not come back.

You know, if you're going to allow 'criticism of evolution' in schools, you also have to allow criticism of creationism in, too. It's only fair!

Naw, criticism of creationism is part of that whole "war on religion" thing....

So. I got to work this morning to discover that my access to work e-mail and databases has been disabled.

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When exactly is your exit interview?

On a brighter note, I'm glad to hear that FSMism is finally coming to the attention of the people whom it's really directed at.