When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 16, 2006 5:24:17 am PDT #7552 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

GA is moving to Thursdays at 9, which is when Aaron Sorkin's new show, Studio 60 is airing. Fire up those DVR's.

Oy vey. At least I won't have to worry about the OC.

Hey, I'm in your field. I think.

Would a capital campaign name generator make you laugh?


Tom Scola - May 16, 2006 5:25:56 am PDT #7553 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

NBC has resorted to burning Lorne Michaels for fuel.


Cashmere - May 16, 2006 5:28:17 am PDT #7554 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

NBC has resorted to burning Lorne Michaels for fuel.

Cheaper than gas.


Nilly - May 16, 2006 5:29:06 am PDT #7555 of 10002
Swouncing

Yay, Kathy!

they are moving season finales to new days/times?

In Israel, whenever people complain about shows starting too early or ending too late, or moved to a different timeslot altogether, especially without any notice, a common answer is "it's better in the USA, it doesn't happen there". Oh, well.


tommyrot - May 16, 2006 5:43:12 am PDT #7556 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

blah blah blah raising the next generation of right-wing Christian warriors blah...

The people behind BattleCry, veteran Christian youth organizer Ron Luce and his backers (who include Charles Colson, Ted Haggard, and Pat Robertson) don't like the America where I grew up. And it's more than just the separation of church and state.

...

But BattleCry Philadelphia was more than just a vulgar carnival designed to suck donations into the coffers of Ron Luce's corporation "Teen Mania". Indeed, it had a point, to recruit the future elite "warriors" in the coming battle against the separation of church and state. It turned dark and frightening on Saturday afternoon. After Franklin "Islam is a Wicked Religion" Graham came out to thunder against the evils of homosexuality and the Iraqi people (whom he considers to be exactly the same people as the ancient Babylonians who enslaved the tribes of Israel and deserving, one would assume, the exact same fate) we heard an explosion. Flames shot out on stage and a team of Navy Seals was shown on the big TV monitors in full camouflage creeping forward down the hallway from the locker room with their M16s. They were hunting us, the future Christian leaders of America. Two teenage girls next to me burst into tears and even I, a jaded middle-aged male, almost jumped out of my skin. I imagined for that moment what it must have felt like to have been a teacher at Columbine high school. 10 seconds later they rushed out onstage and pointed their guns in our direction firing blanks spitting flames. About 1000 shots and bang, we were all dead.

um.... that's kinda'... wrong.

[link]


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2006 5:45:25 am PDT #7557 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Re 24, all I can say is Aaron'N'FLOTUS4EVAH!!11!1111!!! I actually applauded when she shot the guy who was going to tire iron Aaron.

Question, where the FRELL is Wayne Palmer? I know Martha's assistant & her daughter have got to be dead, despite not having seen it, but when did Wayne vanish?


Jessica - May 16, 2006 5:47:40 am PDT #7558 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ITA, Frank -- Aaron + FLOTUS = OTP.

And I was wondering the same thing about Wayne. He just kind of...vanished. I'm assuming he's not dead, because that would have been a pretty big deal. But I can't for the life of me remember where he went after the bank robbery.


sumi - May 16, 2006 6:08:13 am PDT #7559 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Damn, I forgot all about Wayne Palmer -- perhaps he'll make an amazing comeback next week? Because I cannot believe that Bierko is back.


brenda m - May 16, 2006 6:11:06 am PDT #7560 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Would a capital campaign name generator make you laugh?

Like a loon.


Jesse - May 16, 2006 6:16:07 am PDT #7561 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Here you go, brenda. [link] Enjoy! The last line of the whole thing cracked me up, like a dork.