Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2006 5:45:25 am PDT #7557 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Re 24, all I can say is Aaron'N'FLOTUS4EVAH!!11!1111!!! I actually applauded when she shot the guy who was going to tire iron Aaron.

Question, where the FRELL is Wayne Palmer? I know Martha's assistant & her daughter have got to be dead, despite not having seen it, but when did Wayne vanish?


Jessica - May 16, 2006 5:47:40 am PDT #7558 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ITA, Frank -- Aaron + FLOTUS = OTP.

And I was wondering the same thing about Wayne. He just kind of...vanished. I'm assuming he's not dead, because that would have been a pretty big deal. But I can't for the life of me remember where he went after the bank robbery.


sumi - May 16, 2006 6:08:13 am PDT #7559 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Damn, I forgot all about Wayne Palmer -- perhaps he'll make an amazing comeback next week? Because I cannot believe that Bierko is back.


brenda m - May 16, 2006 6:11:06 am PDT #7560 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Would a capital campaign name generator make you laugh?

Like a loon.


Jesse - May 16, 2006 6:16:07 am PDT #7561 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Here you go, brenda. [link] Enjoy! The last line of the whole thing cracked me up, like a dork.


Lee - May 16, 2006 6:36:04 am PDT #7562 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Is getting up, showering, getting dressed, and going to work REALLY necessary today?

It doesn't feel like it.


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2006 6:36:05 am PDT #7563 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ITA, Frank

The way he said "Martha" last night after she saved him - he's totally been harboring a crush, even before she started coming on to him.


brenda m - May 16, 2006 6:38:07 am PDT #7564 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh lord, I'm passing that on to like eight people. Good luck in the interview!


Allyson - May 16, 2006 6:38:28 am PDT #7565 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yesterday, work was so stressful that I broke out in a rash of hives. I was so stressed this morning about having to go back that my hands kept shaking and now I have an eyeliner problem.

Please don't let me explode, today.


juliana - May 16, 2006 6:38:31 am PDT #7566 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Is getting up, showering, getting dressed, and going to work REALLY necessary today?

It is, so that we may party like loons on the weekend.