Dear God is that baby girl edible!
(oops, I just remembered that I have an unmailed box in my living room. I suck.)
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - May 15, 2006 10:46:53 am PDT #7412 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Atropa - May 15, 2006 10:46:58 am PDT #7413 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Squeakaboo in Elk!
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Steph L. - May 15, 2006 10:48:55 am PDT #7414 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
At some point I can guarantee she will refuse to leave the tent/box/playground climby thing/ball pit and you will have a similar extraction to face. But less stinky. Unless she's got a taste for raw meat. It's coming. Prepare yourself.
"We tried dangling Fuzzy Thing in front of the carcass playground climby thing in the hopes it would lure her out, but we heard snores and looked in to see her curled up in the middle taking a nap."
P.M. Marc - May 15, 2006 10:53:14 am PDT #7415 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
At some point I can guarantee she will refuse to leave the tent/box/playground climby thing/ball pit and you will have a similar extraction to face. But less stinky. Unless she's got a taste for raw meat. It's coming. Prepare yourself.
Well, usually, the thing she's refusing to leave is my person. And damn, that girl can cling. She's worse than my cats.
sarameg - May 15, 2006 10:56:42 am PDT #7416 of 10002
See?
For me, it was the orange pup tent we used for camping when I was < 3. And then one day , a pole came loose, bent over my head, traumatizing me and rendering the tent unusable. Mom said after that, I no longer clung with fistfuls of nylon wall when she went to remove me for whatever reason.
Emily - May 15, 2006 11:20:00 am PDT #7417 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
So, Monday. I got two new classes, because the sub that's been covering since their teacher went on leave about a month ago quit last week. They're not very happy. Also? Apparently they've never had homework. Great.
Oh, and one of them said they better get credit for the sheet they filled out in class. As in, homework credit. Cause, why else should they be doing it?
Theodosia - May 15, 2006 11:20:05 am PDT #7418 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The last time I took Chumley to the vet, I hit upon the excellent notion of putting a dish towel over the edge of the upturned cat carrier. Therefore, when I went to insert him, and he used his polydactyl paws to try to cling to the edges, all he grabbed was the towel, which neatly slid him right in without me having to unstick each of the many claws.
The basement is as dry as its going to get for the nonce, unless I go mad, drive to the supermarket, buy 48,000 paper towels, and blot up the remaining dampness. I suspect that it's still slowly seeping in, so I'll monitor the situation, but at least I won't have to start with it three or four inches deep again....
sarameg - May 15, 2006 11:27:55 am PDT #7419 of 10002
Out of annoyed curiosity, I sat down to try to figure out when I put in a help call about not being able to send mail. April 25 (thank goodness I bitch a lot here.)
Have I heard back? Of course not. Now normally, I'd have been bitchier about this but I was preoccupied. So I log on to the site to make another call, and I notice something. Something about changed email settings. Dated May 5. Fuckers. Cowardly, lazy, incompetent customer service morons.
tommyrot - May 15, 2006 11:35:54 am PDT #7420 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just back from dentist. Teeth cleaned. Teeth X-rayed. Teeth OK.
§ ita § - May 15, 2006 11:42:32 am PDT #7421 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Just heard from garage. Diagnosis performed. Catalytic converter busted. $1200.