Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - May 15, 2006 4:57:45 am PDT #7322 of 10002
Swouncing

Today is my last day of grad school.

Yeah, because a birthday and an anniversary weren't enough to better this Monday already, right?

[Edit: 7=3+2+2. Now that can improve any sort of day.]


Jessica - May 15, 2006 4:58:20 am PDT #7323 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Does anyone believe that the entire operation will run "quickly?"

The operation itself, sure -- it doesn't take that long to bomb a building.

The aftermath, well that's a difference story.

Oh, and how come no one pointed out that

I don't know, except that maybe he and D didn't want the jury to know they got champagne? Which seems stupid, since the jury's all back at the hotel eating real food, so there's no reason not to make them jealous.


beth b - May 15, 2006 5:02:17 am PDT #7324 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Happy Birthday Megan!!!

Happy Anniversary David and Jacqueline!


Jesse - May 15, 2006 5:02:45 am PDT #7325 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It just seemed so odd and stupid -- he was like, "All this time, I never fell! What was up with today??" Um.


Trudy Booth - May 15, 2006 5:11:04 am PDT #7326 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Interesting article in the Times:

WASHINGTON, May 13 — Some of President Bush's most influential conservative Christian allies are becoming openly critical of the White House and Republicans in Congress, warning that they will withhold their support in the midterm elections unless Congress does more to oppose same-sex marriage, obscenity and abortion...

[link]

Oh, and on GA: Izzy is bugfuck. And, hello, the two of you are attempting to start a relationship with each other with communication this histrionic and self-centered? He can live a year on the pump thing. Give the "stay alive for ME" weepy screed over the DNR. Jezuz. Don't play Flatliner's with your boyfriend who's barely alive as it is.


Jesse - May 15, 2006 5:13:49 am PDT #7327 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh good LORD. Now tomorrow I have an "informational" interview. Too much!


Sue - May 15, 2006 5:13:52 am PDT #7328 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Today is my last day of grad school.

Yay! Congrats Jesse!


Cashmere - May 15, 2006 5:14:54 am PDT #7329 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

WASHINGTON, May 13 — Some of President Bush's most influential conservative Christian allies are becoming openly critical of the White House and Republicans in Congress, warning that they will withhold their support in the midterm elections unless Congress does more to oppose same-sex marriage, obscenity and abortion...

Yeah, because right now, those issues should be our biggest priorities. @@


tommyrot - May 15, 2006 5:21:59 am PDT #7330 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, Why are alligators eating people?

Also, chimp attacks have increased....


Trudy Booth - May 15, 2006 5:24:00 am PDT #7331 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh Cash, its the sweetest article in the world. They're talking about pulling support in the midterm elections over it.

I love that the religious wackos thought this could be "fixed" in a term or two. I love how the Republicans assumed they could count on this big old voting block as if it were an actual politicaly entity with a clue -- imagine! The religious right includes a bunch of impatient self-centered reactionary babies! Who'd a thunk it? "Do what we want RIGHT NOW or we're not endorsing you SO THERE".