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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 7:03:39 pm PDT #732 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Today is not customer service day for me. I call a place that Burrell had recommended for pizza. They don't deliver to where I live, and give me a new number. I call the second number, place an order, wait an hour and call back. Oh, no, they don't deliver to where I live either. Whoever could have given them my number??

Who the fuck cares? Who's the jackhole that TOOK MY ORDER & MY PHONE NUMBER and had it vanish into the ether? Apparently their driver will drop off a pizza on his way home, but fuck. I'm just lolling here with the worst migraine I've had in weeks, waiting for food I don't have to prepare myself.

Also not my day today.

eta: Though I'd rather be missing a pizza than have bon's problem.

billytea - Apr 12, 2006 7:05:22 pm PDT #733 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Very much the Magical Negro Drag Queen, with a hearty side helping of Gay People Are So Nice And Funny And Helpful As Long As We Can Pretend They Don't Ever Actually Have Sex.)

See, I'm pretty much fine as long as they're not having sex with me. Because whether male or female, one of us is going to be deeply disappointed.

billytea - Apr 12, 2006 7:08:04 pm PDT #734 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fucking fuck. They are fucking jackhammering the road outside my apartment window and it is fucking MIDNIGHT. Jackhammering! Who the fuck jackhammers a residential street at midnight?! For two nights in a row?!

Maybe it's the Mafia on an image improvement drive. You know, replacing "Tonight, you sleep with the fishes" with "Tonight, you sleep with great difficulty."

§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 7:10:26 pm PDT #735 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why is there stupid spy music on 24?

JohnSweden - Apr 12, 2006 7:10:47 pm PDT #736 of 10002

I can't even.

Fucking fuck. They are fucking jackhammering the road outside my apartment window and it is fucking MIDNIGHT. Jackhammering! Who the fuck jackhammers a residential street at midnight?! For two nights in a row?!

I thought the construction around me sucked.

I think you're into "not a judge in the land" territory there, bon. Got a chainsaw?

Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2006 7:12:49 pm PDT #737 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Fucking fuck. They are fucking jackhammering the road outside my apartment window and it is fucking MIDNIGHT. Jackhammering! Who the fuck jackhammers a residential street at midnight?! For two nights in a row?!

They spent two nights last week resurfacing my street (well, ripping off the old surface, haven't so much replaced it yet.) It's probably something along those 'not frelling traffic' lines.

billytea - Apr 12, 2006 7:13:00 pm PDT #738 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Why is there stupid spy music on 24?

Are banjoes involved?

Uh oh. I just got an image of the voice-over guy from Dukes of Hazzard doing 24 instead. Punishment is swift and merciless!

Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 7:14:16 pm PDT #739 of 10002

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Why is there stupid spy music on 24?

I think the composer got bored. They've been sort of edging towards that music all season, and I think this week they just said "Fuck it, we're doing the James Bond twangy thing."

billytea - Apr 12, 2006 7:17:25 pm PDT #740 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think the composer got bored. They've been sort of edging towards that music all season, and I think this week they just said "Fuck it, we're doing the James Bond twangy thing."

I hope they've moved into "solely for my personal amusement" territory, also known as "Benny Hill finally gets the recognition he deserves" territory.

JohnSweden - Apr 12, 2006 7:20:34 pm PDT #741 of 10002

I can't even.

I hope they've moved into "solely for my personal amusement" territory, also known as "Benny Hill finally gets the recognition he deserves" territory.

Damn, and they just wrote Liesha Cuthbert out again, because she would rock the Benny Hill nurse outfit.

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