I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 14, 2006 10:07:35 am PDT #7207 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Perkins, I'm afraid I would need to do my own laundry first in order to be able to come out there to do yours.

OK, here's what I have so far: "So, in conclusion, EAT ME!!! Please to give me my degree now, KTHXBI!!!!" I like it.


Lee - May 14, 2006 10:10:26 am PDT #7208 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

OK, here's what I have so far: "So, in conclusion, EAT ME!!! Please to give me my degree now, KTHXBI!!!!" I like it.

You forgot to mention zombies, monkies, or Ninjas though, Jesse.

It's like I don't know you people at all.

Perkins, I'm afraid I would need to do my own laundry first in order to be able to come out there to do yours.

Damn.


Theodosia - May 14, 2006 10:11:31 am PDT #7209 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jesse, I'll come over and do your laundry if you come over to my place and drain my basement.

The one that doesn't exist.


Jesse - May 14, 2006 10:13:58 am PDT #7210 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Your offer is intriguing, Theo. Especially if your basement doesn't exist...

You forgot to mention zombies, monkies, or Ninjas though, Jesse.

Sweet! "So, in conclusion, EAT ME!!! Beware of zombies in all that you do. Also, monkeys, like ninjas, are mammals. Please to give me my degree now, KTHXBI!!!!" That's like a full paragraph now!


Scrappy - May 14, 2006 10:24:26 am PDT #7211 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, Jesse you can add "Cowgirls rule!"


Jesse - May 14, 2006 10:25:28 am PDT #7212 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nice. Maybe I should pull out the old "CRACK IS WACK" mural that I used as the last slide in a powerpoint last semester.


§ ita § - May 14, 2006 11:44:20 am PDT #7213 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Already?

Security was taxing. I had no cute cops, though. Sad.

I had to lead three classes this morning.

Now I have to make pancakes. And coffee.

Cute pictures!

Jesse, you're so totally going to get a A on that paper.


Lee - May 14, 2006 12:26:33 pm PDT #7214 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

This morning, I put all 5 of the loads of laundry i did on my bed so that I would have to fold and put them away before I could take a nap.

Damn me.


beth b - May 14, 2006 12:47:24 pm PDT #7215 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I've tried that stratagey. it rarely works as well as it should. I often just pile the clothes someplace else.


Jesse - May 14, 2006 12:51:05 pm PDT #7216 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, you're so totally going to get a A on that paper.

Thanks to Team Buffista, I totally am!

Usually when I do the laundry thing, I find it when I'm trying to go to bed, already too late on a Sunday night. Ugh.