>I feel like such an utter fucking alien in my own country
Nothing new here, have felt that way since November 04.
I've felt that way since George McGovern lost every state but DC and Mass back in November of 1972.
It's all about the coat.
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Typo Boy - May 12, 2006 8:08:35 am PDT #6944 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 8:12:38 am PDT #6945 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So you're saying you don't trust Aimée?
I cannot tell you how much I would love to leave this to Aimee! Somehow I don't think she can get all the notarized shit I need.
Aims - May 12, 2006 8:14:40 am PDT #6946 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have a notary in my office.
Nutty - May 12, 2006 8:15:31 am PDT #6947 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
When my wallet was stolen, the stealer put $2000 on one credit card, $1800 on another, and emptied my checking account (with my debit card). In an afternoon! Gift certificates seem to be the way to go, stolen-wallet-wise.
(I didn't end up being liable for any of it, and one of the credit card companies tried to call me at home while the fraud was happening, but didn't actually deny any of the purchases as they were happening.)
Of course, I get into work this morning and discover somebody else had her wallet stolen on my floor. (My theft was 2 years ago.) Sheesh! And you have to make a big specific request to be able to lock your desk drawers. Of course the thieves like us!
tommyrot - May 12, 2006 8:15:38 am PDT #6948 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My sister was bit by a notary once.
(It's a Buffista rule that someone must make that joke at least once a week.)
Jesse - May 12, 2006 8:16:13 am PDT #6949 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Will they notarize your signing my name? That would rock.
Now I get to hate Sprint, too -- I couldn't even get anyone on the phone. I have to mail them a notarized form and include my leases for the past three years before they'll even start looking at this. SO PISSED. I really do not have time for this shit.
Frankenbuddha - May 12, 2006 8:16:53 am PDT #6950 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I have a notary in my office.
Better call the exterminator then - they breed like roaches.
brenda m - May 12, 2006 8:17:30 am PDT #6951 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That's so fucked up. When someone tried to set up phone service with Ameritech using my name and SS some years ago, they called me.
-t - May 12, 2006 8:21:53 am PDT #6952 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Will they notarize your signing my name? That would rock.
Jesse, this is not how you prevent identity theft.
§ ita § - May 12, 2006 8:25:08 am PDT #6953 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
She's giving her identity to Aimée. It's a whole different vibe.
::dives back into endless project plan::