You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 11, 2006 11:26:52 am PDT #6795 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

New study on monkey drunkenness:

Monkeys drink more alcohol when housed alone, and some like to end a long day in the lab with a boozy cocktail, according to a new analysis of alcohol consumption among members of a rhesus macaque social group.

Sadly, the article does not answer the question "How drunk were the researchers before they decided that getting their lab monkeys drunk would be an AWESOME idea?"


§ ita § - May 11, 2006 11:35:15 am PDT #6796 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Internet addiction test. I score 29-"You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage."

Basically, I think, because I have no stress about being online forever, and because I don't hide it.


Kalshane - May 11, 2006 11:39:44 am PDT #6797 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I got a 26. Same spiel.


Jessica - May 11, 2006 11:40:20 am PDT #6798 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I scored 35, which is average.

Basically, I think, because I have no stress about being online forever, and because I don't hide it.

Well, they do say:

Everyone's situation is different, and it's not simply a matter of time spent on-line. Some people indicate they are addicted with only twenty hours of Internet use, while others who spent forty hours on-line insist it is not a problem to them. It's more important to measure the damage your Internet use causes in your life.

The internet doesn't damage my life, hence, not a problem.


bon bon - May 11, 2006 11:41:55 am PDT #6799 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

36, probably because I am secretive and an insomniac.

If you can answer those questions, however, you don't really need the test. What I want to know is: who the hell fantasizes about getting online? That's like fantasizing about, like, walking the dog.


Lee - May 11, 2006 11:43:51 am PDT #6800 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Also, with some of the questions, like

2. How often do you neglect household chores to spend more time on-line?

It's not my internet obsession that's the problem there.


§ ita § - May 11, 2006 11:45:48 am PDT #6801 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

who the hell fantasizes about getting online? That's like fantasizing about, like, walking the dog

Having written LJ posts in my head on the drive home, I did have to answer "occasionally".


erikaj - May 11, 2006 11:56:28 am PDT #6802 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod.


brenda m - May 11, 2006 12:03:54 pm PDT #6803 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What I want to know is: who the hell fantasizes about getting online? That's like fantasizing about, like, walking the dog.

I've totally had "OMG I can't wait to post that" moments, which is really more anticipating than fantasizing, or been at a movie wishing there was a watch and post, which - okay, fair cop on that one.


tommyrot - May 11, 2006 12:06:36 pm PDT #6804 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've totally had "OMG I can't wait to post that" moments, which is really more anticipating than fantasizing, or been at a movie wishing there was a watch and post, which - okay, fair cop on that one.

In both those cases, it's NSM "I can't wait to get online" as "I can't wait to tell other Buffistas." Which is different (in my head, anyway).