Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 2:30:54 pm PDT #671 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

What defines a pump as spectator? Is it just the pointy toe?

Regardless, I need a pair of these.

ION, I have tasted Coke Blak, and I deem it Teh Nast. You know how Vanilla Coke was like drinking cake mix? This is like drinking malt-flavored cake mix. With kind of an oven-cleanery aftertaste.


bon bon - Apr 12, 2006 2:30:55 pm PDT #672 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have a pair of cream and black ones I got at Aerosoles last year. The squared-off toe is very comfortable although looks weird with skirts. But the cream and black very helpfully matches pretty much everything.


juliana - Apr 12, 2006 2:31:13 pm PDT #673 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I need a pair of pretty yet comfortable highish heeled sandals I can wear with jeans and dresses.

Unsurprisingly, I love these.

ita, I don't know what your requirements are, but these are hella comfy.

On an unrelated note, my use of the word "hella" almost got me bargunned last night (where the bartender squirts you with the soda gun). It's a good thing he's cute, or is it that I'm cute? Either way, I've got to stop using that word. At least in the bar.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 2:34:50 pm PDT #674 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those pumps rock, juliana.

Me, I'm suffering under the replacement curse. But even if I try and not think so much about the dearly departed perfect sandals, I'm looking for something with an not-thin heel and an ankle strap. I want to be able to not just run in them, but stop without breaking anything.


juliana - Apr 12, 2006 2:40:14 pm PDT #675 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Are these too busy for you?


JZ - Apr 12, 2006 2:40:22 pm PDT #676 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

ita's link broke me. Not for any of the usual array of reasons, but just because I am completely, utterly boggled by these shoes. They're Irregular Choice, and they actually look neither like ass nor like something put together by a color-blind eight-year-old in a hurry.

What kind of sense can I make of a world where Irregular Choice shoes don't make me want to vomit? Oh, the humanity!

Though I guess I can comfort myself with the knowledge that they're still hideously overpriced.


Pix - Apr 12, 2006 2:42:05 pm PDT #677 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Heya.

JZ, insent a second time with correct cell phone numbers because I am utterly dependent on speed dial and do not know anyone--including my lovely BF's, apparently--phone number.


Atropa - Apr 12, 2006 2:44:39 pm PDT #678 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh, oh, oh. Black flats with pink accents.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 2:44:53 pm PDT #679 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not to busy, juliana, so much as too teetery.

I'm so sorry to do that to you, JZ. Don't worry--they'll probably consolidate the ugly in the next pair you see. It's about the averages.

I think I'll get the Aerosoles. Heaven bless Zappos for letting me subdivide into black midheeled sandals with ankle straps in size 8.5. Almost all the work done!

And, damn, I want those stupid platform pumps too.


flea - Apr 12, 2006 2:47:59 pm PDT #680 of 10002
information libertarian

ita, I can't resist an opportunity to pimp Danskos: [link]